Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth au I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for wewe to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got zaidi chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly au stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one zaidi pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell wewe once again, who's fat
If wewe see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell wewe that I'm hungry
Then won't wewe feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know, wewe know, wewe know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And wewe know all kwa myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell wewe once again
wewe know I'm huge, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat
Just watch your mouth au I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for wewe to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got zaidi chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly au stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one zaidi pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell wewe once again, who's fat
If wewe see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell wewe that I'm hungry
Then won't wewe feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know, wewe know, wewe know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And wewe know all kwa myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell wewe once again
wewe know I'm huge, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat