Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth au I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for wewe to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got zaidi chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

Don't ya call me pudgy, portly au stout
Just now tell me once again, who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one zaidi pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code

When you're only havin' seconds
I'm havin' twenty thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell wewe once again, who's fat

If wewe see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell wewe that I'm hungry
Then won't wewe feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know, wewe know, wewe know, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And wewe know all kwa myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell wewe once again

wewe know I'm huge, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
wewe know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it, wewe know
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again, who's fat