1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what wewe like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know zaidi about it

4. We're just as shy as wewe are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always kuoga before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what wewe like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean au look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on chokoleti bars and soda

11. We are usually very nervous when wewe meet our parents

12. We've already dreamed about marrying wewe at least seven times

13. If wewe change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell wewe anything about it

14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you

15. If wewe ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" au a "I'm fine"

16. Most of us don't have abs

17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around

18. wewe aren't the only ones who have moodswings

19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure wewe never meet them

20. Most of us would actually like wewe to call us kwa our nickname

21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't

22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize

23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you

24. Most of the time we abandon our Marafiki for you

25. We're not as masculine as wewe think, we have a feminine side to

26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you

27. When we say "Talk to wewe later?", we're telling you, not asking you!

28. We like it if wewe ask us out rather than we ask wewe out

29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, au kusoma a book, we just don't onyesha it

30. A lot of the time, we wish wewe would sit kwa us at the Xbox au PS3 and jiunge in

31. We dream about wewe being kidnapped. We rescue wewe though, don't worry

32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

33. A guy who likes wewe wants to be the only guy wewe talk to

34. We get easily jealous

35. Girls are guys' weaknesses

36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what wewe are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out

37. If a guy tells wewe about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. wewe don't need to give advice

38. We'll brag about anything

39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and wewe up after the date

40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant

41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us

42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much

43. Although wewe may not believe this, guys talk about girls zaidi than girls talk about guys

44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it

45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys

46. Believe it au not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, au muscular

47. We like long hair

48. Guys will argue with wewe to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is wewe want to let him go and he will respect that after wewe let him know a couple times

49. We will all screw up, we need a sekunde chance, possibly a third, au fourth, au fifth...

50. We like it when wewe stand up for us

51. If someone is nasty to wewe we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them

52. We don't care about your fingernails au toenails, au what wewe bought at the duka last week, au if wewe cut a centimetre off of your hair.

53. We actually like it when wewe sweat

54. If wewe smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive

55. We don't like it if wewe like Miley Cyrus

56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it

57. We try to get to a good, equal number

58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number

59. Neither is 59

60. But 60 is perfect