So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach wewe what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't be looking up what to do when wewe don't have one. So don't do it and look up makala on what to do when wewe have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I upendo cookies. The chokoleti chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop kusoma this
Dummy.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't be looking up what to do when wewe don't have one. So don't do it and look up makala on what to do when wewe have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I upendo cookies. The chokoleti chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop kusoma this
Dummy.
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost wewe