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I find it extremely amusing that wewe guys debate about my gender. Fair enough, wewe have never met me au seen a picture of me [other than my hands au arms]...
Honestly even then wewe might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender wewe are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s zaidi to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation, because many people will restort to rude maoni (I think maybe the feel threatened when someone doesn’t fit to their norm, it may bring them discomfort in uncertainty) au assumptions, au mocking, and ujumla, jumla ignorance. (Also some people feel their perspection is threatened so much that they -older adults for example- see me as s9me sort of social flaw XD. Once I heard a kid ask 5here mom if I was a boy au a girl, and the mother alisema ‘shushh don’t ask those questions’ and then walked the kid away. Lol such a scary thing. Terrifing. Not knowing someone’s gender?! Worse thing ever! Such situations should be controlled and avoided to protect the young children, amirite? XD
(As for my amusement, I’ll admit I enjoy your abstract reasoning and debate... it’s funny when I see how close au how far off people are.)
To be completely honest, I haven’t told wewe guys for certain reasons. One being that I disagree with common gender stereotypes and LOTS to do with that sort of thing. Another would be that I find it quite interesting that despite never seeing me, wewe have conclusions as to my gender, based on my interests, way of talking (apparently), personality, and style. That’s perfectly ok! I’d much rather people conclude based on personality than appearance.
I’ve read lots of social experiencements and th8ngs about how they way others see wewe in your gender when wewe are a ch8ld effects your personality and othe4 th8ngs too! I would l8ke to say that clothing and personal choices should be a reflection of yourself and your own style, how3ver that leads to other issues and debates in today’s society.
I’m also intrigued into what would happen if such things didn’t exist. Social Norms started way way back when and I believe that there might be a very necessary cause for them. Psychology states that humans need some sort of structure in their life, so I am absolutely not saying that these are a bad thing. Maybe we’ll know someday.
Of course, there is a stopping poin5 for everything, and especially in this da6 and age, when a situation comes to hand peo0le may get carried away... (casually hinting to the ‘how many genders issue’ here... not wanting to state any opinion except that kwa science there are only two, discluding certain genetic and medical things. Also I want to reinforce the idea that I’ve mentioned on how as some say ‘feeling’ a certain way is zaidi of a personality thing)
I’d like to say that I deeply agree with personal expression,(I do actually) but funny enough, eventually this idea of everyone’s uniqueness ironically becomes... uniformal. Lol
So in a way I’ve been semi testing wewe on your reactions. Hahaha...
At some point I might reveal that, if I want to. Who knows?

TL;DR
I like watching your confusion on my gender, and I’m not gonna tell wewe just yet.
 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write zaidi now.
So this bila mpangilio kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone wewe want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I alisema “What?” and she alisema “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, au the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of bila mpangilio blog on the bila mpangilio shabiki page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One siku this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my inayopendelewa games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re inayofuata door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 zaidi incredibly bila mpangilio stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and bila mpangilio in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide kwa zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates wewe , like constantly talking au doing everything wewe do , well im gonna help wewe deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , wewe can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a mto in wewe purse/bag , so if wewe need to scream , scream in the mto , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , wewe COULD use them to block that person out , but studies onyesha that if that person happens to kumeza one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had zaidi people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are wewe MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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bila mpangilio Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in kitanda together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every siku zaidi money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed kwa public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be aliyopewa to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored siku for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her nyumbani because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure wewe out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in wewe and wewe let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive wewe , its the end
so wewe can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil wewe burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as wewe push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever wewe are inayofuata bored, au feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your barua pepe address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' au 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks wewe to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your dawati and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't shabiki anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profaili and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to shabiki someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a shabiki of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my inayofuata reason...
If wewe have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to shabiki you.
However, if i can see that you're a shabiki of 'Random' au 'Harry Potter' au 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will shabiki wewe back.

On the other hand, if wewe are looking at this thinking that wewe haven't done any of these things, then feel free to shabiki me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A siku dont go kwa wewe dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF wewe do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta wewe XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by Kanji
wewe turned to see a figure holding your Marafiki lifeless body. wewe screamed and the figure saw wewe and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" wewe screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your Marafiki lifeless body wewe started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then wewe with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else wewe turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" wewe murmured to your self backing up,the guy took wewe kwa your...
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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard kwa the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases zaidi energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...
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posted by TOTALFan
WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, wewe told me."

Paige:"Why wewe here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop kwa and tell wewe I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I Lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...
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This piece takes place on a beach, pwani in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits inayofuata to me on the crooked mti that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still onyesha in her eyes and the grime...
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell wewe my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell wewe what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person wewe will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my upendo even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave wewe hanging. I think my title is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's alisema that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way au another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what wewe think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the picha on my end meza, jedwali and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
posted by KatiiCullen94
SHILOH!" ok so now wewe know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave wewe chills and made wewe gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so wewe shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell wewe know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound zaidi scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...
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