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I find it extremely amusing that wewe guys debate about my gender. Fair enough, wewe have never met me au seen a picture of me [other than my hands au arms]...
Honestly even then wewe might have trouble lol. (Oh well) Here’s a story: two days after getting introduced to a friend of my friend’s, she was like “I apologize, but I am completely confused as to what gender wewe are.” And I was like, “yeah easy mistake, trust me, it happens a lot.” (There’s zaidi to the story but I’ll cut it here) this happens regularly... an$ I actually really appreciate how she appoched the situation, because many people will restort to rude maoni (I think maybe the feel threatened when someone doesn’t fit to their norm, it may bring them discomfort in uncertainty) au assumptions, au mocking, and ujumla, jumla ignorance. (Also some people feel their perspection is threatened so much that they -older adults for example- see me as s9me sort of social flaw XD. Once I heard a kid ask 5here mom if I was a boy au a girl, and the mother alisema ‘shushh don’t ask those questions’ and then walked the kid away. Lol such a scary thing. Terrifing. Not knowing someone’s gender?! Worse thing ever! Such situations should be controlled and avoided to protect the young children, amirite? XD
(As for my amusement, I’ll admit I enjoy your abstract reasoning and debate... it’s funny when I see how close au how far off people are.)
To be completely honest, I haven’t told wewe guys for certain reasons. One being that I disagree with common gender stereotypes and LOTS to do with that sort of thing. Another would be that I find it quite interesting that despite never seeing me, wewe have conclusions as to my gender, based on my interests, way of talking (apparently), personality, and style. That’s perfectly ok! I’d much rather people conclude based on personality than appearance.
I’ve read lots of social experiencements and th8ngs about how they way others see wewe in your gender when wewe are a ch8ld effects your personality and othe4 th8ngs too! I would l8ke to say that clothing and personal choices should be a reflection of yourself and your own style, how3ver that leads to other issues and debates in today’s society.
I’m also intrigued into what would happen if such things didn’t exist. Social Norms started way way back when and I believe that there might be a very necessary cause for them. Psychology states that humans need some sort of structure in their life, so I am absolutely not saying that these are a bad thing. Maybe we’ll know someday.
Of course, there is a stopping poin5 for everything, and especially in this da6 and age, when a situation comes to hand peo0le may get carried away... (casually hinting to the ‘how many genders issue’ here... not wanting to state any opinion except that kwa science there are only two, discluding certain genetic and medical things. Also I want to reinforce the idea that I’ve mentioned on how as some say ‘feeling’ a certain way is zaidi of a personality thing)
I’d like to say that I deeply agree with personal expression,(I do actually) but funny enough, eventually this idea of everyone’s uniqueness ironically becomes... uniformal. Lol
So in a way I’ve been semi testing wewe on your reactions. Hahaha...
At some point I might reveal that, if I want to. Who knows?

TL;DR
I like watching your confusion on my gender, and I’m not gonna tell wewe just yet.
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, au upendo the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate maoni have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't upendo him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a bila mpangilio boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate maoni etc, but I don't post 'OMG I upendo JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' maoni either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can wewe guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell wewe about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair au putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The inayofuata chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my Marafiki a cabin, kibanda for the summer. “Zack, wewe really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my Marafiki too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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cabin, kibanda for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I upendo loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my machungwa, chungwa blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking nyumbani from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a nyangumi drove kwa in his sedan and alisema happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went nyumbani and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a samaki tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right kwa me, it gives me zaidi time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do upendo Misa though!
I upendo mchele balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I upendo my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I upendo the colors: chokaa Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I upendo the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own swan costume. Look at my machungwa, chungwa beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here wewe are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look zaidi ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Marafiki with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for wewe then it is zaidi than possible that with a little time wewe two can go back to being friends.

Marafiki and just friends. wewe must be clear about what wewe want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Marafiki with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what wewe want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart wewe still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then wewe are ready to be Marafiki again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Marafiki and the moto alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the moto alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been zaidi funny to wewe if wewe *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop alisema this makala is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a mto feather au a back scratcher, but was zaidi like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped kwa a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope wewe all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most bila mpangilio adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who au what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the beach, pwani and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my inayopendelewa book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that swali is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad wewe asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all wewe haters of haterz, I just want to tell wewe that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American muziki Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

wewe can vote for your vipendwa on the event webpage here: American muziki Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope wewe like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first makala i put on here so plz maoni , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know wewe amy not understand
but if wewe can
please understand
I see wewe underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would wewe say? take this away
If i told wewe how i feel, would it be real au is this all fake??

Chourus: your upendo is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write zaidi now.
So this bila mpangilio kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone wewe want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I alisema “What?” and she alisema “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, au the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of bila mpangilio blog on the bila mpangilio shabiki page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One siku this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my inayopendelewa games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re inayofuata door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 zaidi incredibly bila mpangilio stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and bila mpangilio in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide kwa zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1