1. "Do not use if wewe cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping au unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chokoleti CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy kofia, chapeo used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, au sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore au leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge, katriji ya for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months au less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 mwaka old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, au use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated kiti, kiti cha cushion.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping au unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chokoleti CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy kofia, chapeo used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, au sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore au leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge, katriji ya for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months au less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 mwaka old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, au use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated kiti, kiti cha cushion.
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted kwa a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead au am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball kanzu, gown and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
