1. "Do not use if wewe cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping au unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chokoleti CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy kofia, chapeo used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, au sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore au leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge, katriji ya for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months au less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 mwaka old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, au use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated kiti, kiti cha cushion.
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
7. "Do not use while sleeping au unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chokoleti CD in a gift basket.
9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
11. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
12. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
13. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
14. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy kofia, chapeo used as a container for popcorn.
15. "Do not use near fire, flame, au sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
16. "Battery may explore au leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
17. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge, katriji ya for a laser printer.
18. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
19. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
20. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
21. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
22. "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's pizza box.
23. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
24. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
25. "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
26. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
27. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
28. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months au less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 mwaka old.
29. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, au use." -- On a battery.
30. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated kiti, kiti cha cushion.
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to hakikisha this. With The Last Of Us and other new muziki releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
More Car Stereotypes
We have zaidi stereotypes for zaidi cars, coming your way.
Rolls-Royce
Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British nyumbani dear chap. Come this way and I'll onyesha wewe what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a dhahabu frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds...
