1. wewe can do whatever wewe damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. wewe can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. wewe can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. wewe don't having to think about birth control, calendars au ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. wewe can go out and flirt as much as your moyo desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet kiti, kiti cha issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. wewe can have male Marafiki without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. wewe can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. wewe don't have to wear thong panties unless wewe want to wear them.
14. wewe can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. wewe don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that wewe want.
17. wewe can spend as much time as wewe want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting wewe on a tiny pedestal that wewe can fall off of at any moment, unless wewe are focusing on your balance all siku long.
19. wewe don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the maziwa carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. wewe are free at a party au bar to talk to who wewe please, and wewe don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. wewe can buy what wewe want at the grocery store. So what if wewe want to have spaghetti, tambi four nights in a row?
25. wewe can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No zaidi checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes au no to an invitation. wewe can accept on the spot.
28. wewe don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. wewe can fill the fridge with fresh matunda and veggies, bottled water, one-percent maziwa and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bia and Velveeta."
30. No zaidi Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal au Jackie Chan. wewe are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a siku if wewe want.
31. wewe no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. wewe can be happy with who wewe are, not who he wants wewe to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If wewe are depressed au mad at the world for a few minutes, wewe don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. wewe can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, au whatever) without being asked, 'What do wewe need that for?'
36. wewe can eat garlic au onions without a sekunde thought about breath mints.
37. wewe don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when wewe spend the siku at the beach, pwani checking out the lifeguards.
39. wewe can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. wewe can go to kitanda in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If wewe tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until wewe mess it up again!
43. wewe can spend your paycheck on what wewe want.
44. Your Marafiki can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I jiunge in?' maoni are made.
45. wewe don't have to worry if he will au won't call.
46. No zaidi arguments about things wewe can't explain.
47. wewe can have a clean bathroom with the toilet kiti, kiti cha where wewe want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when wewe go out on those first dates, but they take wewe out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, wewe can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. wewe can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. wewe can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. wewe don't having to think about birth control, calendars au ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. wewe can go out and flirt as much as your moyo desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet kiti, kiti cha issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. wewe can have male Marafiki without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. wewe can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. wewe don't have to wear thong panties unless wewe want to wear them.
14. wewe can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. wewe don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that wewe want.
17. wewe can spend as much time as wewe want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting wewe on a tiny pedestal that wewe can fall off of at any moment, unless wewe are focusing on your balance all siku long.
19. wewe don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the maziwa carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. wewe are free at a party au bar to talk to who wewe please, and wewe don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. wewe can buy what wewe want at the grocery store. So what if wewe want to have spaghetti, tambi four nights in a row?
25. wewe can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No zaidi checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes au no to an invitation. wewe can accept on the spot.
28. wewe don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. wewe can fill the fridge with fresh matunda and veggies, bottled water, one-percent maziwa and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bia and Velveeta."
30. No zaidi Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal au Jackie Chan. wewe are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a siku if wewe want.
31. wewe no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. wewe can be happy with who wewe are, not who he wants wewe to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If wewe are depressed au mad at the world for a few minutes, wewe don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. wewe can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, au whatever) without being asked, 'What do wewe need that for?'
36. wewe can eat garlic au onions without a sekunde thought about breath mints.
37. wewe don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when wewe spend the siku at the beach, pwani checking out the lifeguards.
39. wewe can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. wewe can go to kitanda in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If wewe tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until wewe mess it up again!
43. wewe can spend your paycheck on what wewe want.
44. Your Marafiki can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I jiunge in?' maoni are made.
45. wewe don't have to worry if he will au won't call.
46. No zaidi arguments about things wewe can't explain.
47. wewe can have a clean bathroom with the toilet kiti, kiti cha where wewe want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when wewe go out on those first dates, but they take wewe out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, wewe can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
The juu six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as
"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as
"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around wewe has an attitude problem
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be aliyopewa LIFE in prison without the possibility au parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet chatu refused to eat it was aliyopewa three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD inaonyesha Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the chatu in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the chatu failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet chatu refused to eat it was aliyopewa three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD inaonyesha Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the chatu in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the chatu failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf au date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the inayofuata time.....thank u all for kusoma this..and plz maoni ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
Like the title says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Marafiki alisema that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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