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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi au Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin wewe see
My heart
Through this laughter wewe feel
My pain
Even through this mask wewe see
My face
For wewe are the only one who really knows just who I am

And wewe tafuta me
And wewe know all the secrets of my heart
And wewe tafuta me
Revealing the mysteries of who wewe are
wewe tafuta me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When wewe are the only one who really knows just who I am

And wewe tafuta me
And wewe know all the secrets of my heart
And wewe tafuta me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give zaidi than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving zaidi than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants wewe to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help wewe answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You: O_O

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Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.

4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.

5. I will be with wewe forever.

6. wewe have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the inayofuata half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Source: Meh
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Are wewe bored? Do wewe have the humor of a 10 mwaka old boy? Do wewe like muziki that doesn't have a real point? Do wewe like muziki that will make your grandma look at wewe with disappointment in her eyes!? If wewe answered yes to any of these maswali then here is a orodha for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes muziki about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John moyo - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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