my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi au Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi au Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.