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posted by I_love_Mikey
muziki is genuinely the most important thing to life. muziki is something that wewe cannot live without. It changes thought process, and is a good way to express emotion. Almost every song was written because people went through something and wrote a song; normally people find connections through muziki and either find it comforting au helpful.

Honestly, there're many genres of muziki I can't stand. Many things that I would rather cut my ears off then listen to. There are things I can't tolerate, like country, au pop, au Lady Gaga, au anything like that. I am zaidi into techno au screamo au metal. But, I'm open to music. Each genre has a different group of fans.

muziki has a huge influence on people's emotions. It can make people cry, it can make people laugh, it can make someone jump off of a bridge. There're triggers in songs that change a thought process. Lyrics are meaningful, but so is the tune and background of the song; it creates a feel of the song.

What's your opinion on music? Could wewe live without it?
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a zaidi suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if wewe can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did wewe hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers wewe can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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Seriously, if a samaki wants to eat a fish, is that cannibalism for another species
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Again with the fun!
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again another Mitchel Daivs vid.
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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posted by milorox18
1. When wewe get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend wewe are deaf.

4. If he asks if wewe knew how fast wewe were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if wewe can see his gun.

6. When he says wewe aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him kwa his first name.

11. Pretend wewe are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All wewe Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's moyo is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. wewe are going to fail the class completely no matter what wewe get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read maswali aloud, debate your majibu with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure wewe can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five dakika into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have wewe ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man inayofuata to me!
I puked on the last person who flew inayofuata to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would wewe look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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Source: The Internet....AGAIN :)