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posted by I_love_Mikey
muziki is genuinely the most important thing to life. muziki is something that wewe cannot live without. It changes thought process, and is a good way to express emotion. Almost every song was written because people went through something and wrote a song; normally people find connections through muziki and either find it comforting au helpful.

Honestly, there're many genres of muziki I can't stand. Many things that I would rather cut my ears off then listen to. There are things I can't tolerate, like country, au pop, au Lady Gaga, au anything like that. I am zaidi into techno au screamo au metal. But, I'm open to music. Each genre has a different group of fans.

muziki has a huge influence on people's emotions. It can make people cry, it can make people laugh, it can make someone jump off of a bridge. There're triggers in songs that change a thought process. Lyrics are meaningful, but so is the tune and background of the song; it creates a feel of the song.

What's your opinion on music? Could wewe live without it?
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all wewe twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's swali asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So wewe know i didn't include anything about the war between those who upendo and those who hate twilight au anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the swali i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to tarehe him, we were the perfect couple, until last mwaka after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class inayofuata to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be uandishi to pen pals from London England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today wewe are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A fox, mbweha has been unmasked as the mystery thief of zaidi than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities alisema Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's pango and found a trove of viatu down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," alisema a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen aliiba them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When wewe sleep over never boss me around in kitanda unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If wewe don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” au “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If wewe want sex, just ask. (In case wewe didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the juu of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long siku of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill alisema to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task kwa concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped imba and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in zaidi 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut nyasi makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be zaidi inayofuata week.
posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake upendo notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near wewe falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the juu of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the maua, ua girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure wewe disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call wewe repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure wewe set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chokoleti fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid songesha kwa getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Marafiki hit wewe on the back and spit out a piece of white gum au a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until wewe have $20 au more.
#7 If wewe have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob au muziki videos.
#4 Go around imba the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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I bet I know what some of wewe are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat au what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two dakika when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod au laptop for a week if I left it open again. au when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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