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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. wewe ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but wewe are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song

I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??

I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... kwa the way your out of maziwa

Wonders why they tell wewe to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls wewe over

Going to sue Red ng'ombe for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..

The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.

Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as wewe pull your head out of your ass.

"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?

Dares wewe to press ALT + F4

Knows that the nyasi is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper

Is wondering if wewe choke a smurf, what color does it turn???

I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's

I thought of wewe today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
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We woke up to a smiling figure.Ariana.We ran,Maybelle had the rock in her pocket.The sky was now purple.We finally got a break at the hut."Guys.I think.I know.What to do.See that.Corner?We.Need to.Go over to.It.And Ariana will.Be.Running in a.Circle."Maybelle said,taking a breath each time.
"But what if-"Henry barley finished.
"No what ifs.Cause we don't know what would happen."Sarah said.Not taking any breaths.
"Okay.So when?"Alicia asked.
"On the count of-NOW!"Maybelle said.They ran like a kubeba was chasing them.They ran to the corner of a giant rock.Ariana found them.Pacing,Maybelle alisema to stay...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )

Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.

Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.

I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- jay Leno.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken...
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