These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how wewe looked zaidi important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If wewe think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone kusoma the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)

And, if wewe thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)







7. The man... was reading.

"What's wrong with that?" wewe ask?

7 1/2 Well, the mane was kusoma the book with no hands, and was looking AT the book. Not the road au and other thing he SHOULD be looking at while driving.


Ugh. Tell me your stories. I'd upendo to hear them.