These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!
1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how wewe looked zaidi important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)
If wewe think these are bizzare, it gets better.
4. Someone kusoma the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)
And, if wewe thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)
7. The man... was reading.
"What's wrong with that?" wewe ask?
7 1/2 Well, the mane was kusoma the book with no hands, and was looking AT the book. Not the road au and other thing he SHOULD be looking at while driving.
Ugh. Tell me your stories. I'd upendo to hear them.
1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how wewe looked zaidi important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)
If wewe think these are bizzare, it gets better.
4. Someone kusoma the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)
And, if wewe thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)
7. The man... was reading.
"What's wrong with that?" wewe ask?
7 1/2 Well, the mane was kusoma the book with no hands, and was looking AT the book. Not the road au and other thing he SHOULD be looking at while driving.
Ugh. Tell me your stories. I'd upendo to hear them.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Marafiki au anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my nenosiri for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the maoni and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being alisema i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my nenosiri so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if wewe see some retarded post made kwa me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if wewe don't believe me then find your choice.
that being alisema i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my nenosiri so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if wewe see some retarded post made kwa me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if wewe don't believe me then find your choice.
Yeah wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, taka in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, taka in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Marafiki - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her bila mpangilio symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Marafiki - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her bila mpangilio symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Marafiki - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her bila mpangilio Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Marafiki - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His bila mpangilio Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know zaidi than wewe all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Marafiki - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her bila mpangilio sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
Marafiki - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her bila mpangilio symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Marafiki - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her bila mpangilio symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Marafiki - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her bila mpangilio Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Marafiki - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His bila mpangilio Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know zaidi than wewe all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Marafiki - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her bila mpangilio sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
hujambo everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass, besi kwa Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a shabiki club about u and make the makala their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then kwa all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. au U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and juu me.