Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.
3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer, kichanganyio and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only onyesha opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives wewe a ticket, every smart-aleck answer wewe responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast wewe were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my bia all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 sekunde of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as wewe returned it the following siku with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, wewe could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that alisema "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to wewe during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I upendo you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and wewe would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.
3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer, kichanganyio and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only onyesha opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives wewe a ticket, every smart-aleck answer wewe responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast wewe were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my bia all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 sekunde of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as wewe returned it the following siku with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, wewe could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that alisema "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to wewe during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I upendo you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and wewe would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
green
I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless wewe wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab wewe with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause wewe a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!
Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
bila mpangilio crap to fill up space fhkfgjhfgh
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I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless wewe wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab wewe with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause wewe a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!
Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
bila mpangilio crap to fill up space fhkfgjhfgh
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Rumors of an upcoming crisis caused the decision of allowing Case X2343 to be opened at all.During the Depression a team had gone to investigate a disturbance in the suberbs.It turned out someone had an accident with an accid leak.Anyway they survived.Studys began.If they proved succesful, and the common US soldier could survive such contamination ,it hav positive results in war.Imagine throwing a acidic gernade that only effected your opponent.Anyway tests failed and it was shut down.It was re opened when an overview proved the expiraments had aliyopewa some extraordinary abilitys.Anyway it was soon learned that only teenagers could survive(Only those with enough hormones could survive).They started adopting from orphanages.Eventuall they were training an army.One thing they should hav expected from a pack of Supernatural teenagers was a rebellion.Some were loyal,but the rest escaped.We hav no where to go.What now?
Why is it that people are seperating us kwa race why can't we all just live on this planet together, God wanted all of us happy, why should we be judged kwa our color, do we not all have a body, we are all the same, We were put on this planet to upendo eachother, not to hate one another, why is it that just because one of us is darker we get trown on the grown like we are worthless, we all have talents and great abilities, we should be treated equaly, we all are different shades but does that mean we should spit in someone's face because of it, it affects us deeply when we don't feel welcomed on this earth, so why can't we just upendo one another and be happy, not only will this make us smile but It will make our Lord smile to see such change, and that's what we all want right, change.
Just in case wewe want to know,here's how the club
started.It was an awsome spring day.I was walking in the hallways and i heard a cry for help.My weird instinct took over and i found myself rushing toward the cry for help.Without thinking,i rushed and grabbed the bully's chupi, underpants and swung him around and then he landed on the floor and got knocked unconcious.The others followed my lead and ran head-first into the bullies butts,and when the teachers came in to the hallways,we ran for it.And that's how it all got started.
(sorry its short, i did this on short notice)
(ps the inayofuata chapter is like introductions and whatever just so wewe know)
started.It was an awsome spring day.I was walking in the hallways and i heard a cry for help.My weird instinct took over and i found myself rushing toward the cry for help.Without thinking,i rushed and grabbed the bully's chupi, underpants and swung him around and then he landed on the floor and got knocked unconcious.The others followed my lead and ran head-first into the bullies butts,and when the teachers came in to the hallways,we ran for it.And that's how it all got started.
(sorry its short, i did this on short notice)
(ps the inayofuata chapter is like introductions and whatever just so wewe know)
