Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.
3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer, kichanganyio and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only onyesha opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives wewe a ticket, every smart-aleck answer wewe responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast wewe were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my bia all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 sekunde of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as wewe returned it the following siku with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, wewe could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that alisema "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to wewe during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I upendo you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and wewe would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
Men don't rule the world!!!
If men really ruled the world,
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em inayofuata time" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale au lager.
3. Valentine's siku would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Groundhog Day, if wewe saw your shadow, you'd get the siku off to go drinking. Mother's siku too.
5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
6. Garbage would take itself out.
7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer, kichanganyio and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
8. The only onyesha opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".
12. When a cop gives wewe a ticket, every smart-aleck answer wewe responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast wewe were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my bia all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".
13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
14. daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
16. Telephones would cut off after 30 sekunde of conversation.
17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as wewe returned it the following siku with a full tank of gas.
19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, wewe could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that alisema "You're #1!".
20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to wewe during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I upendo you".
22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and wewe would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.
25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
26. One sit-up would do the job.
So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...
1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank wewe for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can wewe tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick wewe up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take wewe to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank wewe for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can wewe tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick wewe up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take wewe to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
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what do wewe want from me
and i said
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and i upendo this
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i wish it could be a great seller
so
WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!
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BANANA!
I
LOVE
banana, ndizi
WE
LOVE
banana, ndizi
but the banana, ndizi died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away
so goodbye banana
how bila mpangilio was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE
i also write stuff on lady gaga
goodbye
yo
and he alisema
what
so i said
yo
and he alisema
what
so i alisema
yo
and he said
what
so i alisema
yo
and he alisema
what
so i alisema
yo
and he said
what do wewe want from me
and i said
a
ba
na
an
a
A banana, ndizi
please write a quote because i worked so hard
and i upendo this
and
i wish it could be a great seller
so
WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
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BANANA!
I
LOVE
banana, ndizi
WE
LOVE
banana, ndizi
but the banana, ndizi died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away
so goodbye banana
how bila mpangilio was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE
i also write stuff on lady gaga
goodbye
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my moyo
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to wewe in form of desire
wewe float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
wewe jump about
cos wewe cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make wewe fly
the Angel will make wewe cry
the Angel will make wewe feel how others feel
so wewe can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
whispers into my moyo
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to wewe in form of desire
wewe float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
wewe jump about
cos wewe cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make wewe fly
the Angel will make wewe cry
the Angel will make wewe feel how others feel
so wewe can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
