Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most maarufu wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

Q: How does Al Gore's household keep krisimasi politically correct?
A: On krisimasi morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

Q: What do wewe call a cat on the beach, pwani at krisimasi time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do kondoo in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: What do wewe call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do wewe get if wewe deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo krisimasi without you.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on krisimasi Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.

Q: Why did the elf push his kitanda into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why did Santa spell krisimasi N-O-E?
A: Because the Angel had said, "No L!"

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on krisimasi Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!

Q: What do wewe do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.

Q: Did wewe hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What do wewe call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why does Scrooge upendo Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

Q: How come wewe never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: mizeituni, mzeituni ?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why is krisimasi just like a siku at the office?
A: wewe do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was aliyopewa for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.