Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most maarufu wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep krisimasi politically correct?
A: On krisimasi morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do wewe call a cat on the beach, pwani at krisimasi time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do kondoo in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do wewe call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do wewe get if wewe deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo krisimasi without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on krisimasi Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his kitanda into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell krisimasi N-O-E?
A: Because the Angel had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on krisimasi Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do wewe do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did wewe hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do wewe call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge upendo Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come wewe never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: mizeituni, mzeituni ?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is krisimasi just like a siku at the office?
A: wewe do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was aliyopewa for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most maarufu wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep krisimasi politically correct?
A: On krisimasi morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do wewe call a cat on the beach, pwani at krisimasi time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do kondoo in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do wewe call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do wewe get if wewe deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo krisimasi without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on krisimasi Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his kitanda into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell krisimasi N-O-E?
A: Because the Angel had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on krisimasi Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do wewe do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did wewe hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do wewe call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge upendo Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come wewe never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: mizeituni, mzeituni ?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is krisimasi just like a siku at the office?
A: wewe do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, wewe know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was aliyopewa for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
wewe could actually use these names as prank call names. If wewe want to prank call wewe could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this makala was too short so I'mma post bila mpangilio crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
wewe could actually use these names as prank call names. If wewe want to prank call wewe could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this makala was too short so I'mma post bila mpangilio crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between lincoln and Kennedy:
Abraham lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives Lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded kwa Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made kwa Ford.
lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives Lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded kwa Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made kwa Ford.
lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!
Could wewe stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do wewe mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!
Could wewe stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do wewe mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a mto fight kwa your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat au dog
14. see how much water wewe can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a mto fight kwa your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat au dog
14. see how much water wewe can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
