Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If wewe get drunk wewe are not seen as if wewe did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in upendo over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Marafiki , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached kwa a stranger on mitaani, mtaa wanting your money au anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy wewe can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places wewe can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if wewe are fat au not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If wewe get drunk wewe are not seen as if wewe did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in upendo over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Marafiki , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached kwa a stranger on mitaani, mtaa wanting your money au anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy wewe can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places wewe can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if wewe are fat au not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest wewe all jiunge in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest wewe all jiunge in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What wewe call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what wewe call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope wewe like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with zaidi wise words.
a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if wewe upendo anime and Twilight,
then wewe are going to upendo this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
zaidi and zaidi the rumor of an anime Twilight onyesha is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in kwa (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests wewe could try
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe do not like colorful farasi with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This shabiki fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
