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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If wewe get drunk wewe are not seen as if wewe did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in upendo over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Marafiki , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached kwa a stranger on mitaani, mtaa wanting your money au anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy wewe can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places wewe can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if wewe are fat au not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
posted by alice1919119
This 15 mwaka old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 mwaka old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, wewe should know that I've zaidi than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone au in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years zamani I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few dakika of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing zaidi than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 mwaka old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring wewe to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much wewe upendo them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before wewe die.

7. Play the scariest horror game wewe know.

8. Tell your Marafiki all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. zaidi STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN kwa THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a orodha of celebs who have been turned down kwa their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We upendo a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a fanpop account. *shivers* My friend alisema he was a troll, but he's zaidi than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He alisema I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and alisema my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also alisema I was zaidi annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's zaidi annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some bila mpangilio girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I upendo your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she alisema "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and alisema to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? wewe still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her nyumbani because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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