bila mpangilio Article: Smart insult nukuu

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posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.

If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, wewe can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains kwa the time wewe got there, so they gave wewe a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope wewe meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d upendo to ask how old wewe are, but unfortunately I know wewe can’t count that high.

All siku I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything wewe know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did wewe get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse wewe to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did wewe fall from the stupid tree?

Did wewe have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.

bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of nukuu that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D

deathding, KimberlyC_ and 69 others like this

jessieinCA Haha thanks so much! I read all of them and I know exactly who to say them to.

RapQueen111 I added this to my favorites!!! To awesome!

tracytracy2000 My favorite I called your boyfriend gay, he hit me with his purse

XxEmolovexX epic. xD

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Damon-Bamon12 Thanks so much because I've got a lot of haters... long story. XD

Puffedwarrior #7 and #31 are the same thing, just saying (: I'm going to use some of these! XD

EmzLovesCheryl Thankyou! Right, now where's that bitch..

BJA ♥d them!

skins-01-fan Haha these are priceless! Thanks 4 posting!

Bookruler133 Those were funny!

secret-roses LOL i am so gonna use these! My enemies, beware...hahahah

monkey0502 :)) SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! "I called your boyfriend gay, he hit me with his purse," is my fave.

MsMindlessAztec They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead. i am SOOO using this one on my cousin!!

Renesmee_08 I waz cracking up the whole time

Tigerlily11944 This is epic im about to use this on all my haters in school. Mwahahahaha ill make them suffer for their past insults to me!!!!

dylquesne letter to the editor: people of america are nothing but lackluster followers. a bunch of losers doubling as "users" and as "twitter followers" and as "couch potatoes," intently keeping tabs on "facebook friends" as well as favorite stars in the media. it is no wonder the united states of america has fallen from first place (and god's grace). before i get started with idiot-bashing of facebook users and moviegoers, gays and feminists and obama supporters, i would like to introduce my website that's full to the brim with the same hatred of "progressivism" that the media gives to "conservatism" and LEGITIMATE christians, as well as self-respecting people who are grounded in reality. my website is obamamakesmeracist.com, and i am not ashamed to shout it again from the highest mountain that 1) www.homosexualityiswrong.com and 2) to teach women that they are indeed of the lesser gender, there should be a campaign to www.legalizerape.org. now let me continue with my letter. i had to change to the "people of america are" that i wrote in the first paragraph from the "we are" that i had initially written, because i didn't feel comfortable including myself in a society obsessed with other peoples' lives (or the "social media" craze). actually, the only reason i use facebook is because facebook makes it so easy to spread the good news of...myself. (ha, you thought i was going to say "jesus christ," didn't you?) my good news is contained in letters (i maintain that they are essays) like this...as well as on my jagged little website, and i use facebook because there's a "facebook plugin" on oh-so many websites asking for comments...and facebook makes "comment dropping" an easy thing to do. let me be your bull for a few minutes, for i would love for you to read my droppings. personally, i can't believe that people even have the interest to read through the opinions of other people, and i can't believe that anyone has enough perseverance to keep them reading though a peice that is chock full of spelling mistakes (please, no comments from the peanut gallery), but if they're intent on reading then i'll be intent on writing...just to slap them in the face with my two cents. or tuppence. actually, i am a little resentful because the whole "social networking" obsession has done a complete disservice to the internet. with so many people making use of their internet-capable phones to augment their semi-charmed kinds of lives, even 24 hours a day and 7 days a week, they are not able to fully experience the internet because the screen on their phones is as small as their own levels of self-reliance. the reason i am resentful of internet-capable phones is because my own websites (jaggedlittledyl.com and dylanswebpage.com and dylanswebcam.com) are a metropolis of homosexuality-compromising satire and Strongwoman-questioning ridicule, delivered through mountains of creative writing (song parody, screenplays, shirt designs and more) and one smaller mountain of the audio/video persuasion, and it cannot be fully appreciated if viewed on anything smaller than a tablet pc. getting back to the (l)users who rely on "social networking" as their apparent life-preserver, i could bring up the joiners who were murdered at the latest batman movie and suggest that they were losers who used movies to get them through their semi-charmed kinds of lives. i don't believe these people were wronged to have been murdered, given that they weren't real people and that they were only brainwashed zombies/products of the media. even the little 6 year-old girl, i say "good riddance" to them all, because what will society become when society is made up of people who've grown up with a reliance on "the latest fashion," to take a song title by prince, that tells them what to do with themselves? i've said it before and i'll say it again: it's no wonder the united states of america has fallen from first place. people are little babies with pacifiers, americans should mature away from using diapers and food-stamps, government-funded cell phones and the "i need the president to help me" affirmations of peggy joseph. "social networking" is a pacifier to get these dependent americans through their semi-charmed kinds of lives. sex is a pacifier of the same kind...even worse, homosexuality is a pacifier when a man isn't man enough to get him through his (semi-charmed kind of) masculine existence. people of the united states of america have to grow up, they have to start taking responsibility for their own lives without the help of movies, "social networking" or sexual gratification...or even "the latest fashion," they have to become independent enough to pacify themselves without relying on other peoples' beings (or productive peoples' creations) to entertain them. until society grows up, i fear that there will be more people who are rightfully angry at all the dependents of the democrat party. so angry, that they'd go to a breeding-ground for these dependents (be it another batman movie or to a group started on meetup.com) and just start blowing peoples' heads off with firearms obtained from mexicans. (criminals will find ways to get guns, even if the white house-negro bans them). dylan terreri, i www.jaggedlittledyl.com -------------------------- "When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna www.jaggedlittledyl.com/essays -------------------------- *** Get Your Free E-mail Address At www.obamamakesmeracist.com *** Yet another production of www.jaggedlittledyl.com, LLC --------------------------

sexygirl007 thanx now i could get my haters back

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Prank call ideas xD

posted by BlackSunshine

I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the siku au week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have wewe taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle wewe with the telephone wire...

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Cowboy Sayings And nukuu

posted by Liepe

For my friend.
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If wewe climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a ng'ombe from the front, a horse from the rear au a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean wewe have to offer it a place to sit down.

If wewe find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

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yeah! forever young! :)

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Source: i found it. :)

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a bila mpangilio patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen chakula doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps wewe out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around krisimasi time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if wewe can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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Moustache Pikachu FTW

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting moto with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a orodha about boys, kwa a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a swali I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are wewe expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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upendo nukuu

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When wewe get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend wewe are deaf.

4. If he asks if wewe knew how fast wewe were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if wewe can see his gun.

6. When he says wewe aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him kwa his first name.

11. Pretend wewe are gay and ask...