I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.
If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, wewe can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains kwa the time wewe got there, so they gave wewe a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope wewe meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d upendo to ask how old wewe are, but unfortunately I know wewe can’t count that high.
All siku I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything wewe know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did wewe get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse wewe to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did wewe fall from the stupid tree?
Did wewe have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of nukuu that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.
If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, wewe can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains kwa the time wewe got there, so they gave wewe a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope wewe meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d upendo to ask how old wewe are, but unfortunately I know wewe can’t count that high.
All siku I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything wewe know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did wewe get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse wewe to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did wewe fall from the stupid tree?
Did wewe have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of nukuu that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.
And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.
Once great phrases turned annoying
Cool story bro
bitch, kahaba please
Y U NO
U mad?
Trolololololo
True story
20% Cooler
Phrases that were already annoying to begin with
YOLO
Pie
X people are Y (youtube)
First
X people missed the like button(youtube again)
le
And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.
Once great phrases turned annoying
Cool story bro
bitch, kahaba please
Y U NO
U mad?
Trolololololo
True story
20% Cooler
Phrases that were already annoying to begin with
YOLO
Pie
X people are Y (youtube)
First
X people missed the like button(youtube again)
le
So open up your iTunes au muziki player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl wewe like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. siku song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. upendo song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl wewe like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. siku song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. upendo song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Questions:
Do wewe think Eggs are disgusting?
Are mbwa cute?
Do wewe fish?
Are wewe at the age where wewe can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do wewe have a boyfriend au girlfriend?
Do wewe know who Hayley Steele is?
Have wewe ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do wewe have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
chai is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chokoleti in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
chokoleti Pie is Gross?
Do wewe have a cat?
Do wewe have a dog?
Have wewe ever had a baby?
Are wewe father au a mother au nothing?
Do wewe write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If wewe had a catch phrase what would it be?
inayopendelewa singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot au what?
Yes au No?
Black au White?
How to post majibu with maswali Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
Do wewe think Eggs are disgusting?
Are mbwa cute?
Do wewe fish?
Are wewe at the age where wewe can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do wewe have a boyfriend au girlfriend?
Do wewe know who Hayley Steele is?
Have wewe ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do wewe have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
chai is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chokoleti in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
chokoleti Pie is Gross?
Do wewe have a cat?
Do wewe have a dog?
Have wewe ever had a baby?
Are wewe father au a mother au nothing?
Do wewe write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If wewe had a catch phrase what would it be?
inayopendelewa singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot au what?
Yes au No?
Black au White?
How to post majibu with maswali Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)