I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.
If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, wewe can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains kwa the time wewe got there, so they gave wewe a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope wewe meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d upendo to ask how old wewe are, but unfortunately I know wewe can’t count that high.
All siku I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything wewe know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did wewe get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse wewe to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did wewe fall from the stupid tree?
Did wewe have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of nukuu that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.
If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, wewe can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains kwa the time wewe got there, so they gave wewe a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope wewe meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d upendo to ask how old wewe are, but unfortunately I know wewe can’t count that high.
All siku I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything wewe know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did wewe get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse wewe to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did wewe fall from the stupid tree?
Did wewe have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of nukuu that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
LOVE them :D
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police alisema that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kitanda with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, wewe onyesha up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police alisema that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kitanda with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, wewe onyesha up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
I made this orodha before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with mgawanyiko, baidisha personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with mgawanyiko, baidisha personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
The Wolf Pack
