1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm kwa looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong majibu on maswali n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you
thank wewe for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i alisema all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....
P.s. Could wewe shabiki this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my makala to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u shabiki it au not
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm kwa looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong majibu on maswali n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you
thank wewe for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i alisema all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....
P.s. Could wewe shabiki this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my makala to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u shabiki it au not
LET'S GO! ^____^
1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending wewe have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if wewe get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first au else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended au if wewe get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if wewe get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first au else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended au if wewe get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
Well this is going to be a game that is really hard to talk about. I saw this game on the Switch several times when I was looking for a unique indie game. But when I wanted to give it a shot, everyone alisema that it was a horrible game, so I put it off. But then I saw people talking about how good it was. I think what scared me off of it originally was the price tag for it. That was until it was on sale for ninety-nine cents. After that, I had to buy it, for my own curiosity. And so, today, let us talk about Plague Road
In a morbid story narrated kwa Jim Sterling, wewe play as The Doctor,...
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In a morbid story narrated kwa Jim Sterling, wewe play as The Doctor,...
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed zaidi half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the tanuri, joko and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, kwa mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an saa to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the tanuri, joko and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, kwa mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an saa to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide kwa shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide kwa shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the siku the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Lost world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
mitaani, mtaa racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the siku the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Lost world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
mitaani, mtaa racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
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