Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing wewe naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't wewe have some laundry to do au something?
wewe are so cute when wewe get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a dakika - I get it. What time of the mwezi is it?
wewe sure wewe don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch, kahaba flakes this morning!
Who are wewe kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing wewe naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't wewe have some laundry to do au something?
wewe are so cute when wewe get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a dakika - I get it. What time of the mwezi is it?
wewe sure wewe don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch, kahaba flakes this morning!
Who are wewe kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At chajio, chakula cha jioni time quietly throw chakula but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my punda is fat au i stuff twinkies in my punda make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a mole dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores kwa lying on him saying stuff like Jason alisema that he was going to kick my punda au something like that
☆Tell him to give wewe a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like wewe heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
By
Tayloraddict-1
Become a shabiki today
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At chajio, chakula cha jioni time quietly throw chakula but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my punda is fat au i stuff twinkies in my punda make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a mole dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores kwa lying on him saying stuff like Jason alisema that he was going to kick my punda au something like that
☆Tell him to give wewe a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like wewe heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
By
Tayloraddict-1
Become a shabiki today
This is very funny I told some of my Marafiki and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at nyumbani XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on zaidi thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on ukuta so hard, knock self into the inayofuata room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into papa tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at nyumbani XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on zaidi thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on ukuta so hard, knock self into the inayofuata room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into papa tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, wewe let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room ukuta with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish inayofuata to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait zaidi I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room ukuta with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish inayofuata to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait zaidi I'll write more
A wife arrived nyumbani and found her husband in kitanda with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! wewe aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set moto to the shed. wewe do whatever wewe have to do!"
HELLO if wewe dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if wewe do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
--------------
hannah montana
meatlaof
the color green
my glasses
worms
homework
musicteletunes(youtube)
ect.
things i like
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shabiki pop
surfing the web
spagetti
the #74
the color blue
chokoleti milk
daisy(my dog)
cooking
tdi
ect.
now i will put bila mpangilio sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause chokoleti maziwa iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on shabiki pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my Marafiki in pennsylvania
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
--------------
hannah montana
meatlaof
the color green
my glasses
worms
homework
musicteletunes(youtube)
ect.
things i like
--------------
shabiki pop
surfing the web
spagetti
the #74
the color blue
chokoleti milk
daisy(my dog)
cooking
tdi
ect.
now i will put bila mpangilio sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause chokoleti maziwa iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on shabiki pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my Marafiki in pennsylvania
my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
