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posted by TheRealSexyKate
If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by tdiCxTlova18
i know u guys probably dont care about anything that comes out of my digital mouth but guess what?!............I HAVE AN EXCHANGE STUDENT she's from france! her.name.is.clerve.
but its pronounced "clair-ve" she doesnt know english perfectly but she's doing great! and she got mad at my friend cuz she threw a shoe at her (don't ask) and.she.started.yelling.in.french!!!!
and when we were running around my block (again...) she was petting all the stray cats!!!!!! well........ thats all!!!! @ @
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posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick ukuta of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time wewe breathed frost...
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Cartwheels!!!!!! Lollipops!!!!!!! Srry super bored. Boys!!!!! hujambo everyone come visit new club called lovin boys. ( if wewe like boys) they told me to write a longer makala so here i go. ummm.... Lovin boys is where wewe can talk about your boy crushes and get advice in the Dear monica section. Please jiunge this club. Anyone who joins gets 4 heshima and i will become your fan. So please become a shabiki of this club. Thank wewe . LALALALALALALALAL. Hobos for life. haha jk my Marafiki texting signature. Does anyone get as bored as i do? HUMMMMMM..... LALALALLLALlalala. does anyone want to be a shabiki of me? LALALALALal. BOOOOORRRRREeEEEDDDD!!!!!!! Did wewe know someone here knows jb miley and selena gomez.
I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read maswali aloud, debate your majibu with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that wewe can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this swali on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a ng'ombe so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize ng'ombe for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact wewe to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by dxcfan101
down,down,baby down kwa a tamasha cece baby i hope your there,gimme popcorn, gimme gimme slushies gimme gimme popcorn, gimme gimme slushies justin bieber sick in bed, call the doctor and the doctor alisema - let me hear the ridum of your of your head - ding dong, got the ridum of your head - ding dong, let me hear the ridum of your hands *clap hands* got the ridum hands *clap hands*, let me hear the ridum of your voice - i'm gonna tell her one time, got the ridum of your voice - i'm gonna tell her one time, let me the ridum of your socks on *pretend your putting on your socks*, got the ridum of your socks on *pretend your putting on your socks*, put it all together and what do wewe get ding dong, *clap hands* i'm gonna tell her one time,socks on *repet the socks on bit*, put in backwards and what do wewe get socks off *take off socks* baby,baby *stamp feet* dong ding!
posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police alisema that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kitanda with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, wewe onyesha up and drink my poison."
posted by PsychadelicSkye
~A bucket orodha (for those who don't know) is a orodha of things wewe want to do before wewe die.
~This orodha I made is all in FUN
~Not all the things listed are meant to be taken seriously
~Make a orodha of your own if wewe enjoyed this :)

1- Fall in upendo with a werewolf..
2- Write a book about a wizard named Harry Potter and...wait J.K. Rowling already wrote about that...shiz nuggets
3- Write a book about a girl named Bella that falls in upendo with a vampire named Edw- wewe KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP ON uandishi A BOOK! ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE TAKEN now im sad
4- Understand algebra
5-Have my own cooking onyesha ...even...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
So I see a lot - and I mean a LOT of biased opinions floating around about the queer community based around stigma, bigoted cis/hetero propaganda, and just plain uncertainty.

And usually when this stuff crops up - both sides don’t discuss it. Usually it starts out with side A, the cishet folks that are extremely uninformed, getting upset over something they don’t understand and draw conclusions for themselves - and then side B, members of the queer community that see this bias, and (understandably) get enraged and turn to insults and sloppy arguments against the misinformed.

So, as a member...
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posted by shutyourface
well as wewe probally know if wewe like my article
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. wewe have not updated in ages i mean all your mashabiki are waiting for wewe to post something really strange and random. and also wewe have not metion sheeps au bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i alisema to him, johnny :
who ever created bila mpangilio is amazing!"

thankyou, thankyou
if wewe like my makala i thank you
if wewe would like to shabiki me your welcome and well thankyou
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1.) wen r they gunna stop the oil spil!!??

2.) shut up stomach! no 1's talkin 2 u. and no 1's listen either

3.) squirrles hav really bushy tails

4.) Monkeys like cheese

5.) Justin Bieber is beyond awesome!

6.)its cold in here

7.) Chiwaluas hav huge ears.

8.) i hope i spelled chiwalaus rite.

9.) i wanna play manopoly.

10.) im gunna stop typin this now!k peace!

11.) y did it tell me 2 rite a longer makala au post it in forum.

12.) grr.

13.) that doesnt make any sense.

14.) THERE! HAPPY!? IS THIS LONG ENOUGH 4 YA!?
15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 dakika power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course wewe sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the juu off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are wewe discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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posted by CourtneyFan17
Choose 10 of your friends:

1. Madison

2. Christian

3. Natalie

4. Jacob

5. Micheal

6. Jessica

7. Mickey

8. Olivia

9. Bethany

10.Kimmie

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to chajio, chakula cha jioni at their house. What happens?
Jacob and Olivia will probably makeout the whole time while Natalie leaves early :P


2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?


Bethany wouldn't ask in the first place.

3) wewe need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do wewe choose 1 au 6?


Madison of course <3!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Kimmie will probably scream and tell everone XD


5) 3 falls in upendo with 6. 8 is...
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Pick the door that looks the most appealing to you. This might reveal a few things about your personality. Let us know what door wewe picked and if the answer was accurate for you. Feel free to SHARE!

1 - wewe are a fun individual that likes to keep things light and airy. wewe are all about nurturing others and appreciating the simple luxuries in life; such as your fine dishware, inayopendelewa candle au eating artisan mkate from the local bakery. wewe most likely have a upendo for traveling and other cultures. wewe truly want the best for everyone and upendo creating a welcoming atmosphere. It is important...
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COVINGTON, La. - An untested procedure to plug the blown-out oil well in the Gulf of Mexico seemed to be working, officials alisema Thursday, but new estimates showed the spill has already surpassed the Exxon Valdez as the worst in U.S. history.A team of scientists trying to determine how much oil has been flowing since the offshore rig Deepwater Horizon exploded April 20 and sank two days later found the rate was zaidi than twice and possibly up to five times as high as previously thought. The fallout from the spill has stretched all the way to Washington, where the head of the federal agency...
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posted by percyLover101
"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at wewe anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby mti and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the mitaani, mtaa to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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posted by thetankmoment
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Ok, so I am thetankmoment. 36 mashabiki au something. So, I have someone I like as a friend, but people are saying she did inappropriate things. I try to believe it's false, and who wrote the makala is trying to mess me up, but I just don't know! Oh! I want to stick up for her! This wouldn't be the first time, I'll tell wewe that. I have felt conflicted before. I had a friend who did something bad to me, but on Halloween she was really nice. HUH?! What am I supposed to DO?! Can I please have some suggestions?
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posted by MineTurtle5
Pre-article note: This isn't mine. I found it in a copy of The Word For Today, and I thought that it would be good to re-post.


There's a story about a teacher who, to honour her students, gave each a ribbon that stated, 'Who I am makes a difference,' and asked them to pass it along to someone who'd made a difference in their lives. One kid gave his to a young executive who helped him plan his career. He in turn gave it to his boss, who was hard to get along with. He told him how much he'd been influenced kwa his creativity, and asked him to give the ribbon to somebody he admired. That night the...
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posted by shomill
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand wewe and and wewe and them both would be much happer if wewe weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened kwa a lifetime of emotional bondage