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This bila mpangilio picha might contain ishara, bango, maandishi, ubao, matini, and ubao wa chokaa.

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Source: a really bad karatasi la kupamba ukuta kwa me
posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon kusoma the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and alisema "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet wewe he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do wewe know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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DO wewe wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater shabiki then wewe might not wanna read this but if wewe do and it affends wewe then leave a maoni and i can tell wewe in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned wewe so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went nyumbani and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad alisema it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to kitanda to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she aliiba free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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posted by breebree446
hujambo hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a orodha of ikoni I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me publish the makala because I don't have enough typed in the makala space!

Well, haha, fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

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Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
 Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
 Rain, rain, go away.....
Rain, rain, go away.....
 Squee!!!!!
Squee!!!!!
 If it's too loud, your too old!
If it's too loud, your too old!
 Lost......
Lost......
 People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
 Immature is just another word used kwa people that don't know how to have fun!
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
 Reality bites!
Reality bites!
 Awwwww:)
Awwwww:)
 <3
<3
 mtu-bweha are better than vampires! Nuff said!
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
 It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my inayopendelewa book series!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
 Love, not gender!
Love, not gender!
 Lol!
Lol!
 They pwn too!
They pwn too!
posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd wewe let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Lost so howww
Did this happen?
And wewe sit back just laughin
My moyo left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres zaidi to life than just a dream.
If wewe don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt zaidi than you'd think.

Are wewe buying my trust?...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i upendo my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones wewe see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they upendo their haters, and sometimes I think "if wewe upendo your haters, then why do wewe hate back?" seriously....
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