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This bila mpangilio picha might contain ishara, bango, maandishi, ubao, matini, and ubao wa chokaa.
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the juu of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy kubeba and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. wewe hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as wewe can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say wewe were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a bila mpangilio person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive wewe cheated on me with that whore" and point to a bila mpangilio girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If wewe are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If wewe are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz au dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy kubeba and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. wewe hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as wewe can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say wewe were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a bila mpangilio person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive wewe cheated on me with that whore" and point to a bila mpangilio girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If wewe are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If wewe are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz au dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the inayofuata week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told wewe I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell wewe again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can wewe tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the inayofuata week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told wewe I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell wewe again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can wewe tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because wewe upendo someone else doesn't mean wewe have to break one zaidi heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how wewe look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, wewe can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if wewe dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who wewe want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when wewe can enjoy being who wewe are.
-Alana
if wewe let yourself down, wewe let everyone behind wewe down.
-Alana
your first upendo will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because wewe upendo someone else doesn't mean wewe have to break one zaidi heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how wewe look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, wewe can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if wewe dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who wewe want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when wewe can enjoy being who wewe are.
-Alana
if wewe let yourself down, wewe let everyone behind wewe down.
-Alana
your first upendo will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a bata
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
maoni tell your Marafiki then I will make zaidi spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I upendo making these for wewe so comment. All the maoni I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm uandishi all this cuz I need a longer makala so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a bata
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
maoni tell your Marafiki then I will make zaidi spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I upendo making these for wewe so comment. All the maoni I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm uandishi all this cuz I need a longer makala so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
