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Jacob's upendo

added by CurlyCue

picha

This bila mpangilio picha contains picha, headshot, and closeup. There might also be cocktail mavazi, ala, cocktail dress, kutoboa, and mantilla.

Andolion and SylarNight like this

SylarNight cool!! ^^

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13 Fun Ways To Get An Annoying Salesperson to Hang Up

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan wewe money, tell them wewe just filed for bankruptcy and wewe could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, au is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If wewe get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping au whatever. See how long that commission...

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Nur fur, manyoya Dich!!

added by babybell

this is soooo random!!

video

funny

bila mpangilio

wird

german

wise guys

nur fur, manyoya dich

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Funny Things

added by BartyJrLvr

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Weirdo

added by aholic

Source: www.orlandofloridasucks.com

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Grim Reaper Cartoons

added by Booyahboy

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9 Fun Things to do in a Boring Lecture

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the inayofuata row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...

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Awesome

added by dodgeball_beast

Source: internet

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The Time Machine-Choose Your Adventure.

added by hm94991

A cool Youtube game in which wewe make the story happen.

video

funny

bila mpangilio

weird

hilarious

stupid

time

machine

interactive

game

Youtube

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bila mpangilio

posted by MrsGerrenHowell

dont wewe just upendo being bila mpangilio i mean on this spot wewe can talk about anything wewe want like sausages au mashed potatoe
its cool to be bila mpangilio like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how bila mpangilio (i just thought i would write that)

life should be zaidi bila mpangilio it makes life zaidi fun

whats your favourite bila mpangilio thing to do apart from talk about bila mpangilio stuff and do bila mpangilio things?? bila mpangilio words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan

it says write a longer makala boring

jhfskv\j;lgvkfshk;gbjzfhbkzjdghblkzdjhg;kljdfhglksjrshglikrhsgijklsrh bila mpangilio stuff

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Queue

added by tweakpotter

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Grim Reaper Cartoons

added by Booyahboy

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What a crack up!

added by Cammie

Source: www.bestanimations.com/

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236 Things to do when you're bored...

posted by 18squirt

Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your mbwa hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...

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Random.. ~

added by slytherin360

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Funny Things

added by BartyJrLvr

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Disgusting kakao face

added by aholic

Source: http://www.stmargarets.org.nz

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My "Autobiography"

posted by funnyshawna

hujambo there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m cinderella on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the inayofuata best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t wewe even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...