Jacob's upendo

found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press bila mpangilio numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would wewe please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation wewe are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of

the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America ......do people order

double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.





Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Only in America ......do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk, taka in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot mbwa in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the...

I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even zaidi beautiful when I first came up with it.

If wewe were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best Marafiki eyes wewe would be blown away.
If wewe were to sit and truly think about it all wewe would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...