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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service dawati and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid au a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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Think
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Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If wewe keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
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Analyze the situation. Create a orodha of "pros" and "cons" to help wewe better understand why you're seeking upendo au acceptance from this person.
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Don't worry about things wewe can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
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Don't...
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I ilitumwa a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think wewe can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the bila mpangilio shabiki club doesn't mean wewe won't get reported.

3. The maswali aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then wewe click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If wewe post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a orodha a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive au not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different au smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused au hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the title says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will upendo and wewe don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is zaidi on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal lovers au sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if wewe want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth au I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for wewe to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got zaidi chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a siku wewe hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say wewe hate society, wewe say wewe can’t stand it. wewe say wewe hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people wewe see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, wewe all are. wewe were born this way, wewe will die this way. wewe are society, and society is you. wewe are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years zamani with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's siku in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the juu spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the juu
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT kwa U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway