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posted by GemonkDruid
First, let me get this straight: I'm not a shabiki of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

wewe see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for maarufu ikoni like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, wewe might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When wewe turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable, wewe want to have fun, yet still remain composed and cool to your peers. It's also the time where you're most prone to follow trends and fads, just because everyone else is doing it and/or it's popular. This may include good things, for example, yoga au whatever, au bad stuff like drugs. (NOTE: this doesn't include all twelve-year-olds. Some remain to being themselves au just being neutral).

This also applies to Twilight. The emotional abuse and lust is bad, but yet girls like it. Why? Maybe pressure from the rabid mashabiki at their schools are so great that they pretend to squeal over it. au maybe it's because they don't have enough experience with vitabu to tell the good ones from the bad ones. (NOTE: Again, this doesn't apply to all twelve-year-olds, just the majority of them). The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory covers both of these points. I'm not calling any of wewe Twilight mashabiki dumb, just that maybe you're a little book/romance-naive.

I would like to add a little sub-theory to that theory: a little somthing that I (and the Latins) would like to call: 'argumentum ad populum', which means 'appeal to the people'. A logical fallacy that some really #1 Twilight mashabiki use,'argumentum ad populum' suggests that if many people believe it, then it must be true. It's also an opression of opinion, and has resulted in many tragic events in history, like the Holocaust.

If wewe don't fully understand 'argumentum as populum', then let's put it this way: If many people believed that Jupiter was made of chocolate, would you? Maybe, maybe not. Would it be true? Not without proof, it wouldn't.

There's also this theory called 'the perfect man theory', which I kinda made up. Girls like Twilight because it has perfect Edward and his sparkly-coated, Adonis-like body. I understand that everybody wants true upendo and all that crap, but it doesn't necessarily have to come in the form of a fictional character. Also, no man is perfect, I can tell wewe that.

Now, these three theories do not cover all fans, especially the sane fans, but it's how I think Twilight came to be so popular. Hoped wewe liked it. If wewe didn't, then wewe can find me on here, the C.A.T. club, au the AAR club.

-Some Credit to Poison Apples, the Anti wiki.
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"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie mashabiki to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in upendo with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could wewe say that?! I'm in upendo with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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Here is a orodha of flaws found in Twilight:

1. Quileute Tribe - She added imprinting, which isn't even in their history, as a way to manipulate the relationships and have automatic 'true love' . If I was Quileute I would feel insulted.

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2. Basic Biology - It is stated in New Moon that an ancestor of the Quileute tribe transferred his soul to a real mbwa mwitu when his earthly body had been destroyed. In Breaking Dawn, Edward reveals that the Quileute tribe are not real werewolves, but shape-shifters. How can it be that this transformation is genetic for the descendants of the tribe?

3. Armed forces...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting viungo from this site will cause wewe to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning wewe against posting...
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Who's your inayopendelewa character from both series?Why?
Favorite scene from each book in both series? Why?
Favorite book from each series? Why?
What would wewe change in each book? Why?
What did wewe like in each book? Why?
What are the morals wewe learned in each series?
What were the happiest/saddest/scariest/funniest moments in each series?

*WARNING: Long+Spoilers*

My inayopendelewa character in Twilight would have to be Angelea. She's very smart and
kind and she doesn't judge anyone. Even if she may not agree with her friends,
she's still always there for them.
My inayopendelewa character in HP would have to...
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*I used to like Twilight until I started really kusoma it and it seemed like the zaidi I heard au read into it, the zaidi negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a shabiki of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them kwa their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...
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