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posted by GemonkDruid
First, let me get this straight: I'm not a shabiki of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

wewe see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for maarufu ikoni like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, wewe might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When wewe turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable, wewe want to have fun, yet still remain composed and cool to your peers. It's also the time where you're most prone to follow trends and fads, just because everyone else is doing it and/or it's popular. This may include good things, for example, yoga au whatever, au bad stuff like drugs. (NOTE: this doesn't include all twelve-year-olds. Some remain to being themselves au just being neutral).

This also applies to Twilight. The emotional abuse and lust is bad, but yet girls like it. Why? Maybe pressure from the rabid mashabiki at their schools are so great that they pretend to squeal over it. au maybe it's because they don't have enough experience with vitabu to tell the good ones from the bad ones. (NOTE: Again, this doesn't apply to all twelve-year-olds, just the majority of them). The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory covers both of these points. I'm not calling any of wewe Twilight mashabiki dumb, just that maybe you're a little book/romance-naive.

I would like to add a little sub-theory to that theory: a little somthing that I (and the Latins) would like to call: 'argumentum ad populum', which means 'appeal to the people'. A logical fallacy that some really #1 Twilight mashabiki use,'argumentum ad populum' suggests that if many people believe it, then it must be true. It's also an opression of opinion, and has resulted in many tragic events in history, like the Holocaust.

If wewe don't fully understand 'argumentum as populum', then let's put it this way: If many people believed that Jupiter was made of chocolate, would you? Maybe, maybe not. Would it be true? Not without proof, it wouldn't.

There's also this theory called 'the perfect man theory', which I kinda made up. Girls like Twilight because it has perfect Edward and his sparkly-coated, Adonis-like body. I understand that everybody wants true upendo and all that crap, but it doesn't necessarily have to come in the form of a fictional character. Also, no man is perfect, I can tell wewe that.

Now, these three theories do not cover all fans, especially the sane fans, but it's how I think Twilight came to be so popular. Hoped wewe liked it. If wewe didn't, then wewe can find me on here, the C.A.T. club, au the AAR club.

-Some Credit to Poison Apples, the Anti wiki.
posted by Mrs-Grint
 As wewe can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire mashabiki (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Wanyonya damu have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...
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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a swali a bit zamani asking what bothers wewe about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if wewe haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, wewe probably...
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