Penguins of Madagascar Article: Lzk94pzpom's facts

posted by Lzk94pzpom

heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im zaidi crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i alisema that) anyway this is my facts about me and i upendo my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness penguin, auk girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im zaidi stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if wewe do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Lzk94pzpom the what?

ThatDarnHippo Oh, nevermind. Not all of us are meant to be in the FBI.

Lzk94pzpom whats with you guys with the FBI stuff?!

ThatDarnHippo Just me. It's been my dream since I was 7. I know how to read people's feelings and emotions just by looking at them, I know a lot about guns, and I know how to question people and make them feel weak until they spill their secrets. I want to join the BAU.

Lzk94pzpom lucky -_-

ThatDarnHippo It's not a good thing right now. Some people hate me for making them show their true colors by weakening them mentally. But it will be worth it in the end, I think. I can also read people's emotions and weaknesses online, but it's a lot harder and I'll have to get to know them first.

Lzk94pzpom i don't hate you :) i think your cool

Lzk94pzpom but to tell you the truth,im really a penguin (a awesome one)

ThatDarnHippo Oh. I'm a... person. And thanks. xD It's a bad habbit.

Lzk94pzpom yeah but im a cool chilling type *lays back on my chair**puts my two feet on my table next to my keyboard* im just chilling

ThatDarnHippo Everyone hides a weakness. =]

Lzk94pzpom i don't have a weakness....ok its cupcakes....what?! no one can't resist delicious cup cakes!

ThatDarnHippo I can see from your comment that one of your weaknesses is ignorance. You have just exposed some of your true self without meaning to. It's a thing called observance I use, my ignorant friend. EDIT: had to add in the smiley.

Lzk94pzpom wow,your good...fast too but i still love cupcakes....*eats one*

ThatDarnHippo I like them without the frosting. too sugary for my liking.

Lzk94pzpom *wipes off frosting from my beak* i don't have frosting..

ThatDarnHippo Well, I'd scrape it off the cupcake anyway. But I would rather have ice cream.

ThatDarnHippo which reminds me... I have a carton of ice cream in the outdoor fridge... I'll be back.

Lzk94pzpom yay! xD

67Dodge Ooh I'll give mine! Species: Penguin, no sh*t Gender: Male Birthday: 4/12 Weapons: Machine gun, several grenades, and Brass knuckles ( the knuckles are modified to fit my flippers Favorite sport: None I'm the emperor of Antarctica! Place: Ft. Griffin, Antarctica. Hobbies: Killing my enemies, Ruling the southern hemisphere, STALKING SKIPPER! (So I could kill him!) Facts: ermm... I dunno, I'm Blowhole's friend? Fears: Being assassinated, a powder blue prius, and hippies, omg I can't stand them!

fun123fun steps away from liz ... even more... even more...

Lzk94pzpom yes im even more crazier then Rico xD

Icicle1penguin That is awesome! :D

ThatDarnHippo 67dodge: you fear being assassinated? You are afraid of death? That's a huge weakness. If you fear death, you'll end up like Voldemort!

67Dodge No I'm afraid of being killed by someone else that knows me!! Besides, it's too late for me 2 turn away from evil.

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (1)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Schemes and Possesions

Seven years later...

"Private..."the vision called out. Private turned around to see nothing. "Private, I'm over here."the vision called out. Private took a step forward. "No over here."the vision said. Private turned around to see Henry who was 77. "Who are you?"Private fearfully asked. "I am your ascendant. I have to tell wewe that the time has come."Henry said. "For what?"Private fearfully asked. "To pick the chosen one of course. Tomorrow, your Uncle Nigel will be coming for something. Your eleventh birthday is today. Right?"Henry asked. Private fearfully...

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POM Is The Best (variation of "Remember the Name")

posted by mostar1219

Chorus: This is 10% freaky, 20% fear, 15% good looking Kowalski is here, 5% skilene, 50% test and 100% reason POM is the best.
V1. Kowalski, he doesn't need his brain taking heights, he just wants to be heard inventing at the speed of light. He knows he's unlike everybody else, alone, in spite of the fact that the penguins still think that they know him. Forget them, he knows the drill, it's not about reality, it's all about insanity, and paranoia, making success, keep creations in control. That means, when they explode, Rico's on a roll.
What the heck is he tryin' to say? He never speaks clear...

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The Mystery of the Haunted Hallway

posted by werockz

THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED HALLWAY

Warning: This story may contain spooky details like haunted dolls, ghosts and blood.
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11 years ago…

“Manfredi, report.”Skipper ordered. The six penguins were investigating the zoo. “Not yet sir.”Manfredi replied. “Kowalski, status report.”Skipper ordered. Kowalski rolled to Alex’s habitat. “No fishy ripoti Skipper.”Kowalski said. “Rico, ripoti on the zookeepers, pronto.”Skipper said. Rico slid to the office. “Nope.” he said. “Johnson,...

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The Black Death Chapter 8: Skipper's Promise

posted by legendary7

siku 4
Skipper was slumped in his bed. He might have looked peaceful, but inside his mind was torturing him, excessively. Every sekunde of his reverie, pained his moyo and caused him to panic.
Skipper woke and gasped. The familar scene was very comforting. The light streamed in through the window. Skipper renewed his cool, and let out a morning yawn.
As he always did, he started his siku with a few stretches. He flexed his flippers. After a firm work-out on his fins, he bent his legs.
Once he was completely finished, he checked on his team. Tangled up in his sheets, Rico thrashed around, sucking...

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Without his own brother

posted by werockz

While Doris was out with her kids Amy and Atom, Kowaslki walked to his furnished lab. He and Doris were rich now. They have a mansion and a wide garden. Everything was perfect but something was missing in his heart. I got everything. But what's missing? he thought. He nearly forgot something. It was that "someone" who changed his solid heart. He looked around and discovered a treasure box. "Who would send a treasure box here?"he alisema to himself. He carefully opened it and found a lot of stuff. Little kwa little, he remembered everything but he forgot the boy's name. Was it Peter? John? Mark?...

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i will away upendo wewe (privet and Kowalski )

posted by knd-pom-sp

kowalski:help me please

Private: What's going on?

*run to Kowalski who on the floor bleeding *

Kowalski : oww help me please

Private: What happened? it hans he and stabed me. please it hurts

Private: *whimpers and pulls kisu out of Kowalski*

Kowalski:owwww *bleed more*

Private: Please work begin to * patch up* . I hate to lose wewe

Kowalski: they no chance for me but i wanted to tell wewe how i feel*crying *

Private: What is it Kowalski?

Kowalski:i always though of wewe lot and my action might of change your option of me but i want wewe know that i will always upendo wewe and noting can change that

Private:...

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comforting someone

posted by werockz

"Please, don't haunt me! I have done nothing wrong."Private fearfully said. "Me want brain!"Skipper the zombie said. The zombies came and sucked his brain. "NO!"Private said.

Private woke up. He screamed but the trio did not hear. The others were just snoring. Private just sighed. He needs someone to talk too. He sneaked out of the HQ to the park.

It was a gloomy night and Private just touched the soft leaves. He heard loud scream from the arena. "It must be a concert."Private said. He walked past 3 trees. He was delighted until a konokono startled him. "Whoa!"The konokono exclaimed. "Dale? What are...

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Doomsday: Part 1

posted by peacebaby7

Tuesday, May 28, 2012 @ 3:42pm
Baxter’s Incorporated: Manhattan, New York

Kowalski was working in his office. It was a quaint room with high ceilings that caused your voice to echo when wewe so much as whispered. 2 windows that looked out onto the busy streets of Manhattan. There was his work dawati that was in the middle of his room, facing the door. A small refrigerator on the ukuta behind that. His own private restroom at the far corner.

Other than the small tapping that Kowalski was doing at his keyboard, the room was silent. That silence was...

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POM possible cancelation

posted by peacebaby7

I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This onyesha is my life. Literally, wewe should see all the picha I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of mashabiki all over the world that loves the show. It's the sekunde best onyesha on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the onyesha going on for at at least one zaidi season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the onyesha should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the onyesha to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.

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Crossroads: Part 2

posted by Skiparah

As for school, I liked it about as much as having a
bucket of horse manure dumped on my head. (btw,
some kid did that once- may I add he was from school).
I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for
guys like that suck-up and nosy, persickity, nerd-
ball teachers. As the smallest guy in my class I was
the picking target for every freak there. I didn't
intend on being a push-over..-and I'm not! It's
just that I was the wrong guy, in the wrong place,
at the wrong time. When I turned rebel I quit school
all together. That was probably around third grade.
I know right? Right down ridiculas is what...

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The Black Death Chapter 3 chajio, chakula cha jioni

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, wewe are." She shot back. "If it's an apology wewe want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 20

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank wewe for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think wewe weren't going to follow through with that little...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 13

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*the foursome are waddling along the frozen desert, well one of them is limping*

Skipper: "So...Private. How did wewe come to find out about this mashua thingy?"

Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."

Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"

Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The inayofuata morning, another mashua was there."

Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"

Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."

Skipper: "Whatever wewe say..." Something...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 12

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when wewe see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private:...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 6

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: *awakens & sees darkness, then waddling over to Rico* "Rico, wake up!"

Rico: "Wha?" *slowly awakens*

Kowalski: "It's night. But we have a problem. There are too many clouds. I can't see any stars."

Rico: "What are we gonna do?"

Kowalski: "I dunno. I can't wait here for the stars to come out...I'm just too hungry."

Rico: "Yeah. Same here. So what do we do then?"

Kowalski: "I suggest we begin walking. Maybe we can find some food."

*Kowalski & Rico waddle till they find a small opening in the ice*

Kowalski: "Here! Maybe we can find some fish. But stay close to the surface where...

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An Interview with Skipper...

posted by peacebaby7

Interview Starting in

3...

2...

1...

Me: "So, Skipper, how long have wewe been in the military?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems wewe have to deal with on daily basis?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view wewe as a leader?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your inayofuata in command?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "Where did wewe go on your first mission?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: >:( "What do wewe eat for breakfast?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "IS THERE ANY swali wewe WILL ANSWER?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T

Tip: If wewe want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.

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WARNING!

posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.

Apartments Menagerie Chapter One: Introductions

posted by JediPenguin16

In the moyo of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. It is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny skyscrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked and there is the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab mti on the roof. The entrance was an arched brick gate way, atop which was an iron sign.

“ Apartments Menagerie. Weird name, but I do like the bila mpangilio old clock. It’s a nice touch. ” The young woman alisema to herself. She waited several moments before entering, before taking a deep breath

“ Confidence, Marlene....

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled kwa until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to wewe it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a bila mpangilio object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, au does that penguin...