Penguins of Madagascar Article: Lzk94pzpom's facts

posted by Lzk94pzpom

heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im zaidi crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i alisema that) anyway this is my facts about me and i upendo my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness penguin, auk girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im zaidi stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if wewe do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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heres mines

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Lzk94pzpom the what?

ThatDarnHippo Oh, nevermind. Not all of us are meant to be in the FBI.

Lzk94pzpom whats with you guys with the FBI stuff?!

ThatDarnHippo Just me. It's been my dream since I was 7. I know how to read people's feelings and emotions just by looking at them, I know a lot about guns, and I know how to question people and make them feel weak until they spill their secrets. I want to join the BAU.

Lzk94pzpom lucky -_-

ThatDarnHippo It's not a good thing right now. Some people hate me for making them show their true colors by weakening them mentally. But it will be worth it in the end, I think. I can also read people's emotions and weaknesses online, but it's a lot harder and I'll have to get to know them first.

Lzk94pzpom i don't hate you :) i think your cool

Lzk94pzpom but to tell you the truth,im really a penguin (a awesome one)

ThatDarnHippo Oh. I'm a... person. And thanks. xD It's a bad habbit.

Lzk94pzpom yeah but im a cool chilling type *lays back on my chair**puts my two feet on my table next to my keyboard* im just chilling

ThatDarnHippo Everyone hides a weakness. =]

Lzk94pzpom i don't have a weakness....ok its cupcakes....what?! no one can't resist delicious cup cakes!

ThatDarnHippo I can see from your comment that one of your weaknesses is ignorance. You have just exposed some of your true self without meaning to. It's a thing called observance I use, my ignorant friend. EDIT: had to add in the smiley.

Lzk94pzpom wow,your good...fast too but i still love cupcakes....*eats one*

ThatDarnHippo I like them without the frosting. too sugary for my liking.

Lzk94pzpom *wipes off frosting from my beak* i don't have frosting..

ThatDarnHippo Well, I'd scrape it off the cupcake anyway. But I would rather have ice cream.

ThatDarnHippo which reminds me... I have a carton of ice cream in the outdoor fridge... I'll be back.

Lzk94pzpom yay! xD

67Dodge Ooh I'll give mine! Species: Penguin, no sh*t Gender: Male Birthday: 4/12 Weapons: Machine gun, several grenades, and Brass knuckles ( the knuckles are modified to fit my flippers Favorite sport: None I'm the emperor of Antarctica! Place: Ft. Griffin, Antarctica. Hobbies: Killing my enemies, Ruling the southern hemisphere, STALKING SKIPPER! (So I could kill him!) Facts: ermm... I dunno, I'm Blowhole's friend? Fears: Being assassinated, a powder blue prius, and hippies, omg I can't stand them!

fun123fun steps away from liz ... even more... even more...

Lzk94pzpom yes im even more crazier then Rico xD

Icicle1penguin That is awesome! :D

ThatDarnHippo 67dodge: you fear being assassinated? You are afraid of death? That's a huge weakness. If you fear death, you'll end up like Voldemort!

67Dodge No I'm afraid of being killed by someone else that knows me!! Besides, it's too late for me 2 turn away from evil.

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Solitude.

posted by CuteCuddly

The light was dim as Kowalski worked in his lab. Normally he wouldn’t be working in such a dim light, but today he didn’t notice the fact it could damage his eyes. Pouring chemicals into test tubes was his life’s work. There was nothing else he could do. Ever since he was a chick, he would sit alone, working on experiments.

But sometimes, he had felt lonely.

Not that he could help it; he didn’t know how to socialize then. Whenever he tried to make friends, he would start kwa saying something to do with math, au science. Other chicks would stare at him and walk off laughing.

He never met...

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What do wewe do?

posted by CuteCuddly

When you’re depressed, what do wewe do?

I look for help in many places, but I don’t always find it. So what do wewe do?

Sure, Kowalski’s science is helpful, but I don’t always understand it.
Sure, Rico’s regurgitation is useful, but I don’t always need it.
Sure, Private’s sweet view of life is encouraging, but I don’t always believe it.

So when you’re depressed, what do wewe do?

I keep looking.

Sure, Maurice’s serving is loyal, but that doesn’t always help me.
Sure, Sad-Eyes’ foot hugging is amusing, but I don’t always like it.
Sure, Ring-Tail’s partying is annoying, but I don’t...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 5 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

hujambo everyone! I have updated :O
Hope wewe like it ;)

They were still in the first level!
The only thing that had happened was that the playing field has been changed!
They were no longer in the jungle but in a frozen wasteland!
The beautiful soft green was replaced kwa an icy white!
And the penguins were in the middle of that!
"Oh man! Do anybody have a tanning kitanda right here?" Kowalski asked, trembling.
"Oh. Sorry! I have unfortunately forgotten it today!" Skipper shouted sarcastically.
"There!" Rico called, pointing to a flag about 20 yards away.
Rico wanted to run to the flag, but was stopped kwa Skipper....

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Never the Same (Part 1)

posted by BrightLight92

Okay, this idea came to me in a dream. It's Skilene... Just not a happy one. I would've put this on FF.net, but for some reason, it somehow got a parental block on it. :/
Marlene didn't want to let go. She didn't. She was afraid and worried and she didn't want him to leave.
"Skipper," She grasped tighter into the hug, not caring if her ring clenched uncomfortably tight to her finger. "Don't go. Please, don't go," She tried to keep the tears from her voice. She tried to sound strong, for him and for herself, but her sadness leaked into her voice and her guard went down. She grasped tighter to...

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Mother kwa Accident chapter 3:the new rules

posted by andresandru

Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy kissing there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would wewe be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another kiss in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...

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The Arena of Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:

The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war: "Now, that you're a soldier wewe must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win au don't come back at all." The human hoisted me up to his face level and snickered with his...

Shipwrecked chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story begins with skipper inaonyesha me a surprise.

Me: skipper can I open my eyes now?

Skipper: not yet Kiva. okay now

Me: (opens my eyes) wow. it's a boat.

Skipper: yup and for the inayofuata few days it's just going to be wewe and me going fishing.

Me: cool I like that idea skipper let's go.

so me and skipper went to Bahia De, Los Angeles and then me and skipper set sail on the mashua passing a few islands to Bahia Kino.

Skipper: so how's the mashua ride so far Kiva?

Me: hm? oh it's good skipper.

Skipper: what's wrong don't wewe like it?

Me: I do like it skipper it's just that I keep having this funny feeling...

Survival chapter 8

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning

???: Kiva.

Me: (wakes up) huh? that voice.

???: Kiva.

Me: a voice must be calling my name (wakes up skipper) skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) what is it Kiva?

Me: it's a voice it must be calling my name come on.

Skipper: a voice? hujambo wait up (follows me).

so me and skipper headed to where that voice was coming from.

???: Kiva.

Me: there it is again it's not that far skipper.

Skipper: can wewe at least slow down for once?

meanwhile

Private: Kiva. Kowalski any luck?

Kowalski: no (seeing something) wait a dakika Private I see something (sees me and skipper coming out) Private it's Kiva...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 2

posted by CuteCuddly

Next chappie, hope wewe enjoy.

It's hard to concentrate when you're being constantly watched over kwa a flat-headed penguin, auk who is barely taller than you. But I had to, I had no choice. He wouldn't trust me unless he puts me under constant servailance. He has to see if I'm up to anything fishy, ha, no pun intended.

So, awkward silences are always between us. The rest are out doing recon, so I try to make small talk, but he won't talk much. Ok, I understand that he's paranoid, but that doesn't mean he can't comunicate with me, does it?

"So, what kind of samaki do wewe have in your coffee?"
"Classified."...

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Love's Revenge Pt.2

posted by JayJay12

Skipper surprised face when Cream alisema "yes".

Skipper surprised face when Cream said "yes".

In the HQ...
Skipper:What the...?!Are wewe sure,soldier?!
Private:Yes!!!
Skipper:Well,let's ask her if she did!
Somewhere in Coney Island...
Hans:Well,what a girl
Marx:Yes,she is beautiful!Well,where is-
Blowhole:I'm here.*laughs evil*
Hans:You are sooooo late
Blowhole:Sorry,one of my kaa minions had an accident and someone had to clean it up
Marx:Cool segway!
Blowhole:Thanks.Marx,can I do anything for you?
Marx:I need to get rid of the penguins.Permanently.And I mean it
*smiles badly*
Above the HQ...
Cream:The kiss was only a dare,Private.What a silly imagination that wewe have! *smiles*
Private:I feel so...

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have ilitumwa this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie koti, jacket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice alisema behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He alisema covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are wewe doing???" She alisema annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are wewe doing here is the...

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Heat Battle Pt.2

posted by JayJay12

Still at Marlene's habitat...
Private:Mostly,I think Kowalski and Skipper have it for Cream *lays down*
Skipper and Kowalski:Are wewe serious?!
Rico:...Yes
Private:And it's the truth
Skipper and Kowalski:Oh yeah
Marlene:Do wewe guys upendo her THAT much?
Skipper:Yeah
Private:We should get going
Marlene:Alright.See wewe guys later!
Somewhere far off New York...
Dr.Blowhole:We need a plan to finally destroy those pen-guu-ins!!!
Crab Asssistant:Umm...and what about Cream?
Dr.Blowhole:I'll think of something *laughs evil*
Crab Assistant: *gulps*
At the penguin's HQ...
Private:This is getting boring,guys.Really.
Kowalski:But...

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chapter 1: New arrival.

posted by ImAnEasel

It was early in the morning in Central Park. wewe could see a tiny sliver of sun peeking reluctantly over the horizon, painting nearby clouds pink and orange. The penguins had already begun their training an saa au two ago. It looked like it was going to be yet another cloudy autumn day. When the sun was in full view and the other zoo wanyama had woken up, Marlene jumped into their habitat.
"Hey, guys!" she said, cheerily.
"Marlene!" alisema Skipper. "You can't just jump into our habitat whilst we're training!" Then he had a sekunde thought. "Unless, of course, it's something life-threatening!"
"Mm,...

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The Reverse World: Chapter 1 (The Discovery)

posted by skipper12a

So one siku I got this idea: What if the penguins had to deal with problems that were completely opposite theirs? That's what gave rise to this story. Read and enjoy!

THE REVERSE WORLD
It was a beautiful sunny siku and Private decided to take advantage of the weather to go out for a walk.
"It's a great siku for a walk now," he said, strolling about slowly in the park, "the weather's all sunny and bright..."
Then his foot caught on something big and he fell over. He picked himself up and stared at the shiny object that had caused his fall.
"What's this?" he wondered, picking it up and studying it, "It's...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 4 *Accusation zoo*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these makala on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay au be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can wewe tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...

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Switched Part 2

posted by skipper12a

Chapter 2: Three’s a crowd
(Kowalski and Private come out of the lab)
SH (Sherry, my OC): Private, what were wewe doing in Kowalski’s lab?
PR (Kowalski): But I am Ko… I mean nothing!
SK: Something smells fishy in here…
KW (Private): Does it? I mean, I don’t smell anything, Skipper.
SK: Not literally, Kowalski! Something strange is happening here, I can feel it.
SH: What do wewe mean, wewe can feel it?
PR (Kowalski): (whispering) Private, I think he is getting suspicious… Ask him what he thinks is going on. And get rid of that British accent!
KW (Private): Um, ok. (clears throat) What is it,...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

"WAAAIT!! So you'r telling me that a CHICK is coming to jiunge our possie? Our brotherhood? Our LIVES!!" Skipper had completely been infuriated kwa the news that a girl penguin, auk was on her way to the zoo."Actually Skipper, she is a fully-grown female, not a baby." Masen added, looking at Skipper, who was pacing up and down. But the penguins and chimps were mostly staring at the fact that his eye had started twitching. "Thats now what i ment, Oh NO! Dont tell me we are getting old mother hubbid?" SKipper looked at the chimps. Phil showed some sighns, then Masen spoke. "Actually Skipper, she is very...

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Mrs Yellymerington! chp: 4 - The truth

posted by andresandru

"Private....5 years zamani I worked with Yellymertington in secret as an assasain, I killed what my team told me to, I was good, really good, I had killed 294 people, I was tied with her: Yellymertington, she was always better, she killed one after I got to her level, we both were comtetitive, really competitive, in fact, if it wasnt that finally I was above her I wouldt had noticed..." Arlene stopped

"noticed what?" Private continued, deceptioned

"....That.....that....that I killed even a kid! all for fun! there was no reson for that,"

"Arlene, this doesnt answer my question! DID wewe HELP au NOT...

Rifes story

posted by InvaderRife

Rifes pov

It was cold I was alone looking for shelter.Suddenly it began to rain,"Man I hate not having a home." Rife hissed as she slithered along the path.Something caught her eye it was black and white and she censed metal mabey glasses."Hello?Who are you?",Rife called to the figure."Come I will not hurt you.",Rife told."Hi i'm Vee don't wewe have a home?" Vee asked."No.",Rife stated."Well...you can stay with me....",Vee traled off."Really!Well i wouldn't like to jussssst barge in au anything.You don't even know my name!",Rife told her."Well wewe could tell me it now an we could go to my home."...

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The Lesson I Learned

posted by ___Sophie___

12/6/2011

"Today in school, I wasn't able to understand the lessons ( still I got perfect scores in each test and quiz)and I didn't know who was the person ho stalked me but I still learned something important that I am..........AWESOME!!!!"

(Skipper also learned this and also the other POM Characters"

.Okay I have nothing else to say, upendo ya all..I just made this t pass the time....

I also learned that everyone in this club is awesome.......believe it au not...you are awesome..

That's what I learned...