Penguins of Madagascar Article: Lzk94pzpom's facts

posted by Lzk94pzpom

heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im zaidi crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i alisema that) anyway this is my facts about me and i upendo my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness penguin, auk girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im zaidi stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if wewe do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Lzk94pzpom the what?

ThatDarnHippo Oh, nevermind. Not all of us are meant to be in the FBI.

Lzk94pzpom whats with you guys with the FBI stuff?!

ThatDarnHippo Just me. It's been my dream since I was 7. I know how to read people's feelings and emotions just by looking at them, I know a lot about guns, and I know how to question people and make them feel weak until they spill their secrets. I want to join the BAU.

Lzk94pzpom lucky -_-

ThatDarnHippo It's not a good thing right now. Some people hate me for making them show their true colors by weakening them mentally. But it will be worth it in the end, I think. I can also read people's emotions and weaknesses online, but it's a lot harder and I'll have to get to know them first.

Lzk94pzpom i don't hate you :) i think your cool

Lzk94pzpom but to tell you the truth,im really a penguin (a awesome one)

ThatDarnHippo Oh. I'm a... person. And thanks. xD It's a bad habbit.

Lzk94pzpom yeah but im a cool chilling type *lays back on my chair**puts my two feet on my table next to my keyboard* im just chilling

ThatDarnHippo Everyone hides a weakness. =]

Lzk94pzpom i don't have a weakness....ok its cupcakes....what?! no one can't resist delicious cup cakes!

ThatDarnHippo I can see from your comment that one of your weaknesses is ignorance. You have just exposed some of your true self without meaning to. It's a thing called observance I use, my ignorant friend. EDIT: had to add in the smiley.

Lzk94pzpom wow,your good...fast too but i still love cupcakes....*eats one*

ThatDarnHippo I like them without the frosting. too sugary for my liking.

Lzk94pzpom *wipes off frosting from my beak* i don't have frosting..

ThatDarnHippo Well, I'd scrape it off the cupcake anyway. But I would rather have ice cream.

ThatDarnHippo which reminds me... I have a carton of ice cream in the outdoor fridge... I'll be back.

Lzk94pzpom yay! xD

67Dodge Ooh I'll give mine! Species: Penguin, no sh*t Gender: Male Birthday: 4/12 Weapons: Machine gun, several grenades, and Brass knuckles ( the knuckles are modified to fit my flippers Favorite sport: None I'm the emperor of Antarctica! Place: Ft. Griffin, Antarctica. Hobbies: Killing my enemies, Ruling the southern hemisphere, STALKING SKIPPER! (So I could kill him!) Facts: ermm... I dunno, I'm Blowhole's friend? Fears: Being assassinated, a powder blue prius, and hippies, omg I can't stand them!

fun123fun steps away from liz ... even more... even more...

Lzk94pzpom yes im even more crazier then Rico xD

Icicle1penguin That is awesome! :D

ThatDarnHippo 67dodge: you fear being assassinated? You are afraid of death? That's a huge weakness. If you fear death, you'll end up like Voldemort!

67Dodge No I'm afraid of being killed by someone else that knows me!! Besides, it's too late for me 2 turn away from evil.

Heart-Broken and Fixed part 1

posted by Bluekait

Dr. Blowhole

"Sorry, Kowalski. But I just don`t upendo wewe anymore. Can we still be Marafiki instead?" alisema a beautiful female voice

"No. It is for the best and the best says we should songesha on." says a sadden male voice

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Kowalski sits in his lab, crying and weeping. The door opens while Kowalski tries to hide.

Private: Kowalski? Are wewe here?

Rico: FISH!!!

Private: There is no samaki in there, Rico.

As the door shuts tight, Kowalski comes out. What do they want? Where is Skipper? Why does Rico wants fi...wait no...Why me???

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Pengulla Part 3: Romantic

posted by thecrazygeinus

The penguins headed back to the zoo through the New York Sewers. Once they were under the park, Kowalski remembered something.

“The meteor kuoga is tonight!”

“Right! I almost forgot.” E remembered, “Can we go watch?” E asked Skipper. She had been counting down for weeks.

“Fine. Go stare at the stars. Private, your on recon duty.” Skipper decided.

“What? But, they will already be watching the skies.”Private answered, confused.

“Yes, but they won’t be able to focus.”Skipper responded, giving E a knowing look.

“Now that that matter has been settled, the kuoga should begin...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 8: Gain

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8: Gain

The red lobster, kamba army, and the alliance (with their newest member, Dr. Blowhole) took the prisoners to the jail cells they had in the robot. With the penguins, otters, and Nori still tied up, the lobsters throw them in the cell and locked the door.

“There, half of our plan is complete!” alisema Hans.

“Curse wewe Hans, wewe won’t get away with this!” alisema Skipper.

“I beg to differ, Skipper, hujambo that rhymes! Anyways, we will get away with this, after we take over the world, we will destroy you.”

“What exactly evil scheme do wewe have planed?”

“What makes wewe think I’ll...

Before The Dawn Chapter 2

posted by JamesRedEngine5

Chapter 2: To The Night

"Skipper's Log: last night I went on a tarehe with Marlene the otter. We had a great time, plus she surprised me with a kiss. I found that really great, though not for Kowalski. When I got back, I was shocked that Kowalski has Lost some blood on his chest and flippers! Good for Rico that he had a first aid kit..."

...

It was nearly 0805 hours as Private was the first to get up, normally only Skipper will get up first just to have a fishy mug au something. But this morning was different, Skipper and Rico had to stay up a little late for Kowalski.

Private felt a chill on his...

Before The Dawn

posted by JamesRedEngine5

Hello again, if wewe guys didn't know I change the story so there are no mistakes and errors. So please review because it'll mean so much to me. Also there will be some changes. wewe won't see it, but you'll figure it out. I do not own Penguins of Madagascar they belong to dreamworks.

Kowalski: And VivianShadowGirl owns the story and Carrie.

Me: Thank wewe Kowalski, now without further delay... The new and inprove Before the Dawn!

Before the Dawn

By: VivianShadowGirl

Rated M

Couple: Only KowalskixLiz (later chapters)

Summary: It was all a mistake. A mistake that could change a life. A mistake that could...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 5

posted by BirdG

Believe me: I know how a dead body touching feels. Everybody, who has (had) a pet knows…

A Dawn Of Hope

Private awoke. He felt cold and thirsty. His throat and eyes hurt from crying. He closed his flippers tighter around Kowalski and new tears came to his eyes as he felt that his body was stiff and cold. It was like hugging a rock – no returning of any emotions. Private sobbed.

The nightfall had began. The dark clouds had mgawanyiko, baidisha apart and the sky wore a deep blue. The noises of the nightly forest around him frightened the little penguin, auk and he searched for protection in the hugging of the...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 2: The Look of A Broken Soul

posted by BirdG

The look of a broken soul

If Skipper spotted him it was over. He knew that. His only chance was to steal away without attracting any attention. This couldn't be so hard. Unless, Skipper's senses had improved as much as his strength and aggression had increased. He just hoped that he wouldn't run over his path…

Kowalski pressed himself tighter to the brick ukuta of the elephant's habitat, which was empty as every one in the zoo was. He didn't knew where everyone had gone. He just hoped that they all escaped Skipper's deathly flippers.

Kowalski looked another time over the zoo ground to reckon...

Pengulla Intro

posted by thecrazygeinus

Intro to my character E:

E is a female penguin, auk and a highly respected solo agent of the Association. At the agency, she works under the General, a military master and an old friend of E’s parents. When E was born, she had a twin brother and since her father could only keep one egg warm at a time the General cared for her as a close family friend. After E’s mother died shortly after her birth, her father went crazy and Lost her twin brother supposedly to walruses. General then decided to care for the penguin, auk and train her like a solider since her hatching. She also knows Skipper from thier...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 3: Reaction

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3: Reaction

The inayofuata morning Brandon and Marlene woke up from their late night mission last night. They were very tired when they got back to the zoo, but were happy that they were successful on their mission. Both otters got up from their rock bed, both yawning and stretching.

"Good morning little bro." alisema Marlene.

"You just upendo calling me that huh?" asked Brandon.

"Yes I do, little bro. Hehe!"

"I still can't believe your older then me and yet I'm bigger then you."

"Don't rub it in. How do wewe think Blowhole slept?"

"I'm guessing fine. But was it really a good idea to just put him in...

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Prank war!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and the guys stood at the snowcone machine in the park. "The trap is set. Now we just have to wait for ring-tail to show--" Skipper's directions were interrupted when Rico gave a loud whistle. "Hide! Hide!" Rico grunted, pointing at Julien who was aproaching them. "Good luck!" Skipper said, jumping into a nearby mti with the others. "Oh Lilly! Your king is heeeere!" Julien said, his head held high. Lilly waved to him and gave Private a signal with other flipper. As Julien got near a red X painted on the floor, Private pulled the string. FAIL! The plan completely backfired! 100 pounds...

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Prank war!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski was working on an invention in his lab when Marlene came in. "Uh, Kowalski. Why are Skipper and Julien fighting...again?" Marlene asked, pointing to the two idiots. XD "I don't know." Kowalski replied, then he waddled to the lab door to get a better look. "You lemurs are such idiots. wewe couldn't possibly pull better pranks than us." Skipper said, getting in Julien's face. " NUH UH! WE are clearly the superior prankstas! Besides, that little lady penguin, auk wewe live with is highlt incapable of doing dirty work." Julien taunted, batting his eyelashes. Lilly pushed Skipper out of the way....

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Brazil's Skipper talk about Skipper

posted by juhpink

Brazil' Skipper name is Franscisco Bretas and in his twitter he said:
Voicing uigizaji another season of Penguins. The Skipper is the maximum. Do not know if I voice act au laugh .. in doubt: I voice uigizaji smiling in corners.

I recorded four episodes of the Penguins. One of them was a krisimasi special. Skipper for doesn't disappoint the kids in the zoo dressed as Santa Claus.

Isn't it Amazing?????
The First voice uigizaji probably happends in Rio De Janeiro, wewe probably had already listened about there specially if wewe had watched Rio. And the sekunde maybe happends in São Paulo .
That's it!!!!!
:-D

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Alex Meets PoM Part 3

posted by alexpotter333

(HQ)
Alex:where are we (who was a little sleepy)
Harry:I should I know
Alex: cause wewe were awake 1st
Harry:well...um...I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!
voice:shhhhhh
Alex:wands out Harry
Private:WAND!!!! OH ARE wewe SOME ONE MAGCIAL!!!
Alex: what? NO!!
Skipper:then why do wewe 2 have wands? Ha bet that
Harry:i am a wizard
Alex:and I a witch
The penguins:*gasp*
Alex:we go to HogWarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
Kowalski:I here of that school.what house are wewe in?
Alex and Harry:gryffindory
Kowalski:what mwaka are u in?
Alex and Harry:2 mwaka
Kowalski:how old?
Harry:I am 12 years
Alex:and I am 11
Kowalski:aren't...

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Featherless (Part 3): Super Fun Summer Party Week Day1

posted by Kowalski1321

I'm sorry I toke so long, I got distracted. Also if wewe haven't read the first 2 parts, please do,so you'll understand the storyline. Enjoy

Skipper: I just know, it's going to be a bad week.

Private: Come on Skipper, what's the worst that can happen?

Skipper: Oh nothing Private. Only that the laughter from all the other wanyama and people will make it almost impossible for us to escape the zoo stealthy.

Private: Oh my, that is quite bad.

Kowalski: Wait a second. I just remembered that the people have just created, a feather re-growth cream.

Skipper: That's great Kowalski. But we can't leave the zoo...

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Honeymoon Mayhem- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

A FEW DAYS LATER!!!!!!
Lilly and Skipper have been locked inside the holding chamber for atleast six days. It was taking Blowhole a while to build his death trap thingy....yeahh.. "Okay wewe two. GET UP!" Hans ordered, poking Skipper and Lilly with one of the large sticks. He then herded them into the inayofuata room, which was where they were going to meet their demise.
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TORTURE ROOM!!!!!!!!
"Welcome pen-gu-ins. Ready to meet your ends?" Blowhole asked, holding open the door to a big metal cage, wich was partly submerged in water. "Then, Hans threw...

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It. Chapter 5: Don't wewe want it?!

posted by 67Dodge

Weeks have passed kwa without another incident, until now. Skipper found a newspaper lying on the ground that read: 6 children murdered in Lower Manhattan. He imediatly knew it was Pennywise. Picking up the newspaper, he headed back to the HQ. "Men, I have good news and bad news, the good news is, Alice has been fired!!" alisema Skipper, and his men cheered. "The bad news Skippah?" asked Private. "The bad news is, It's back," alisema Skipper, solemnly. "Oh god. This is going to be very exciting," alisema Kowalski, sarcastically. "What we need to do is go in after it, but we can't do that yet, we need...

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The Blood Night Chapter 10: upendo

posted by 67Dodge

They soon ran out the dungeon, apparently Rico easily hacked up a bomb to destroy the doors, so the team was free, now they have to save Private and destroy his Future Self. "Where's Lord Murdoch?" asked Skipper. "He should be 8 stories up, let's get to the elevator!!" yelled Kowalski. They soon slid on their bellies and hid behind a crevice to hide from chanting guards, as soon as they passed, they slid to the elevator and then hopped inside. "Alright team, we must defeat Dr. Murdoch, save Private, destroy this building, and go back nyumbani safely, remember guys, if any of wewe die here, you'll...

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Dimensional Penguins! (1)

posted by fox_tamer_113

At The Penguins HQ

Inside the HQ, the penguins are waiting for Kowalski to onyesha them his new invention, which is under a piece of cloth, just like every week. The others, mostly Skipper, are getting bored at Kowalski's inventions.

"Okay Kowalski, Wow us" Skipper said, bored, sipping a cup of coffee. inayofuata to him are Private and Rico, waiting for Kowalski to start.

"Okay, as wewe know for a couple of weeks my inventions are a bit useless-" Kowalski started.

"Yeah, no duh" Skipper commented, as he continuing sipping on his drink.

"As I was saying" Kowalski glaring at Skipper "I heard someone say that...

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The Blood Night Chapter 8: Captured

posted by 67Dodge

"I can't jiunge you, I'm sorry, but I just can't," alisema Private, turning down Lord Murdoch's offer. "No? Well, what a stupid little penguin, auk I was back then," alisema Lord Murdoch. "Now we came here and ask wewe nicely, please repeal the Blood Night and end this violence once and for all," alisema Kowalski. "I refuse, tattletale, I won't let the human overlords take over again, I'm in control now!! These mindless bastards can only be controlled kwa me without having to kill them," alisema Lord Murdoch, pointing at a few guards with large klabu and daggers coming to them. "I'm sorry I led wewe to this Private,...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins imba some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed kwa repeating guitar, gitaa frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring wewe to your knees
It will make wewe beg for zaidi until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But wewe like what wewe see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what wewe need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...