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I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, au movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one kusoma teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one siku she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.

This is when it gets really creepy...

7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!

Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡

Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.

Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And wewe just knew he was hiding something.

Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first chemsha bongo I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told wewe I could make wewe say 256.





OK,if wewe alisema to yourself,"No.You alisema wewe can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if wewe didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .

If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because wewe know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that wewe must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who wewe are and wewe should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make wewe feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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wewe know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your inayopendelewa character from nyota Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled kwa Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, au Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your inayopendelewa female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding au happy
:-( depressed au frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool au sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical siku at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky bata walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught kwa their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the juu of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as alisema before. He and Buster were instructed kwa their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, bata season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with wewe guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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