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I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, au movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one kusoma teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one siku she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.

This is when it gets really creepy...

7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!

Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡

Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.

Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And wewe just knew he was hiding something.

Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
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-when wewe ask someone for something and they try to annoy wewe because they have it and wewe don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give wewe work wewe have to do at nyumbani and wewe have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Marafiki call saying they'll come over and never onyesha up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own nyumbani and being controlled kwa your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if wewe make one "dirty" au "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at nyumbani with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in upendo for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really upendo him, but I think that he really does upendo me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL wewe MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a bila mpangilio book I was uandishi about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and alisema I could write a book au something. This is the first chapter, so I'd upendo it if wewe could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things wewe liked, things that didn't make...
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