I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, au movies...
Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.
2nd Grade: I had this one kusoma teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.
5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one siku she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.
6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.
This is when it gets really creepy...
7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!
Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡
Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.
Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And wewe just knew he was hiding something.
Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.
2nd Grade: I had this one kusoma teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.
5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one siku she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.
6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.
This is when it gets really creepy...
7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!
Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡
Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.
Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And wewe just knew he was hiding something.
Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell wewe a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told wewe to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If wewe die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The maarufu girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shati on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If wewe are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some bila mpangilio guy/girl = Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
wewe = Yes and this one will be too if wewe sit here.
I'll write zaidi soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell wewe a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told wewe to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If wewe die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The maarufu girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shati on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If wewe are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some bila mpangilio guy/girl = Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
wewe = Yes and this one will be too if wewe sit here.
I'll write zaidi soon!!!
