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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As wewe have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose wewe can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia.

Summer runs away from the Cornucopia.

Zeppie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wantadog, Abcjkl, LegendofRoxas, and Zanhar3 share everything they gathered before running.

Deathding runs away from the Cornucopia.

Candylover breaks Mallomar's nose for a basket of bread.

Sapling runs away from the Cornucopia.

8thegreat takes a handful of throwing knives.

Riku runs away from the Cornucopia.

MrWayne and Rainsoul fight for a bag. Rainsoul gives up and retreats.

Blindbandit finds a bag full of explosives.

Poulamikundu grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.


DAY 1!
Candylover receives fresh chakula from an unknown sponsor.

Kaboomgirl receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Blackpanther thinks about home.

Elsafrost and Dreamtime work together for the day.

Wantadog picks flowers.

Poulamikundu searches for firewood.

Sapling, Riku, 8thegreat, and Egyptprincess hunt for other tributes.

Deathding argues with a squirrel

Zeppie receives fresh chakula from an unknown sponsor.

Hplover tends to Blindbandit's wounds.

Summer fishes.

LegendofRoxas makes a wooden spear.

Zanhar3 and Springely work together for the day.

Abcjkl begs for Rainsoul to kill her. She refuses, keeping Abcjkl alive.

IAMYOURENEMY constructs a shack.

MrWayne diverts Mallomar's attention and runs away.


NIGHT 1!
Deathding, MrWayne, Zeppie, Blindbandit, and Summer sleep in shifts.

Candylover fends Dreamtime, 8thegreat, and Wantadog away from her fire.

Springely forces Mallomar to kill Sapling au Poulamikundu . She refuses to kill, so Springely kills her instead.

Rainsoul glares jealously at Hplover

Abcjkl passes out from exhaustion.

LegendofRoxas receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Zanhar3 and Riku huddle for warmth.

IAMYOURENEMY sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Kaboomgirl attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Egyptprincess, Blackpanther, and Elsafrost sleep in shifts.


DAY 2!
Rainsoul searches for firewood.

LegendofRoxas discovers a river.

Riku tries to spear samaki with a trident.

Candylover tends to Wantadog's wounds.

Egyptprincess tends to Poulamikundu 's wounds.

Elsafrost, IAMYOURENEMY, Zanhar3, and Hplover raid Springely's camp while he is hunting.

Sapling explores the arena.

MrWayne receives a shoka from an unknown sponsor.

Blackpanther explores the arena.

Summer tries to spear samaki with a trident.

Kaboomgirl fishes.

Deathding makes a wooden spear.

Abcjkl fishes.

8thegreat hunts for other tributes.

Dreamtime steals from Blindbandit while he isn't looking.

Zeppie tries to spear samaki with a trident.


NIGHT 2!
Candylover is awoken kwa nightmares.

Sapling and Abcjkl run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Egyptprincess maswali her sanity.

Elsafrost sets up camp for the night.

8thegreat and Rainsoul huddle for warmth.

Hplover receives fresh chakula from an unknown sponsor.

Zeppie, IAMYOURENEMY, and Wantadog sleep in shifts.

Kaboomgirl, Dreamtime, Poulamikundu , Zanhar3, and Springely sleep in shifts.

Blackpanther lets MrWayne into his shelter.

Deathding maswali his sanity.

Riku receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Summer destroys LegendofRoxas's supplies while he is asleep.

Blindbandit stays awake all night.


DAY 3!
Deathding diverts Blindbandit's attention and runs away.

Dreamtime receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Rainsoul tries to sleep through the entire day.

8thegreat, Candylover, and Hplover hunt for other tributes.

Elsafrost, Egyptprincess, Springely, and Sapling hunt for other tributes.

Zeppie steals from Wantadog while he isn't looking.

LegendofRoxas thinks about home.

Blackpanther kicks Poulamikundu in her groin and runs off

Riku receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Summer receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Kaboomgirl defeats Abcjkl in a fight, but spares her life.

Zanhar3 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

IAMYOURENEMY searches for firewood.

MrWayne makes a wooden spear.


NIGHT 3!
Hplover glares jealously at Blindbandit

Egyptprincess is unable to start a moto and sleeps without warmth.

Deathding and Poulamikundu huddle for warmth.

IAMYOURENEMY sees a fire, but stays hidden.

8thegreat receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

MrWayne receives a shoka from an unknown sponsor.

Summer tends to her wounds.

Candylover, LegendofRoxas, and Abcjkl get into a fight. Abcjkl triumphantly kills them both.

Sapling climbs a mti to rest.

Dreamtime tries to treat her infection.

Rainsoul tends to Riku's wounds.

Kaboomgirl quietly hums.

Zeppie lets Elsafrost into her shelter.

Blackpanther thinks about winning.

Springely screams for help.

Zanhar3 is awoken kwa nightmares.

Wantadog receives fresh chakula from an unknown sponsor.


DAY 4!
Springely defeats Zeppie in a fight, but spares her life.

Summer tries to sleep through the entire day.

Deathding makes a slingshot.

Rainsoul is pricked kwa thorns while picking berries.

MrWayne injures himself.

Blackpanther, Egyptprincess, Kaboomgirl, 8thegreat, and Hplover hunt for other tributes.

Dreamtime forces Wantadog to kill Elsafrost au Abcjkl. He decides to kill Elsafrost.

Poulamikundu , Zanhar3, Sapling, and Riku raid IAMYOURENEMY's camp while he is hunting.

Blindbandit argues with a squirrel


NIGHT 4!
Blindbandit tends to Rainsoul's wounds.

Abcjkl maswali her sanity.

Dreamtime lets IAMYOURENEMY into her shelter.

Sapling sets up camp for the night.

Summer sets up camp for the night.

Springely glares jealously at MrWayne

Blackpanther screams for help.

Kaboomgirl defeats Egyptprincess in a fight, but spares her life.

Wantadog lets Riku into his shelter.

Zeppie screams for help.

Hplover receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

8thegreat accidently steps on a landmine.

Deathding and Zanhar3 sleep in shifts.

Poulamikundu loses sight of where she is.


DAY 5!
IAMYOURENEMY runs away from Riku.

Blindbandit tries to spear samaki with a trident.

Abcjkl, Wantadog, Rainsoul, Egyptprincess, and Zanhar3 hunt for other tributes.

Blackpanther explores the arena.

Dreamtime falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Zeppie spears Hplover in the abdomen.

Springely and Kaboomgirl mgawanyiko, baidisha up to tafuta for resources.

MrWayne receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Summer tends to Sapling's wounds.

Poulamikundu thinks about home.

Deathding searches for a water source.


NIGHT 5!
Wantadog and Rainsoul run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

IAMYOURENEMY tends to his wounds.

Poulamikundu , Sapling, and Abcjkl cheerfully sing songs together.

MrWayne sets up camp for the night.

Deathding sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Blackpanther begs for Zeppie to kill him. She refuses, keeping Blackpanther alive.

Egyptprincess and Summer track down and kill Riku.

Zanhar3 is unable to start a moto and sleeps without warmth.

Blindbandit tends to Kaboomgirl's wounds.

Springely tends to his wounds.


DAY 6!
Zanhar3 tries to spear samaki with a trident.

Poulamikundu constructs a shack.

Blackpanther argues with a squirrel

MrWayne kicks Abcjkl in her groin and runs off

Zeppie stalks Blindbandit.

Wantadog searches for a water source.

Rainsoul travels to higher ground.

IAMYOURENEMY, Springely, and Summer get into a fight. IAMYOURENEMY triumphantly kills them both.

Egyptprincess tries to spear samaki with a trident.

Deathding practices his archery.

Sapling throws a kisu into Kaboomgirl's chest.


NIGHT 6!
MrWayne cries himself to sleep.

Wantadog tries to treat his infection.

Abcjkl convinces Egyptprincess to snuggle with her.

Blindbandit attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Zeppie defeats Rainsoul in a fight, but spares her life.

Blackpanther passes out from exhaustion.

Zanhar3 attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Poulamikundu , Deathding, IAMYOURENEMY, and Sapling sleep in shifts.


DAY 7!
Blindbandit steals from Zeppie while she isn't looking.

Abcjkl thinks about home.

Rainsoul receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Blackpanther, Wantadog, Sapling, MrWayne, and Egyptprincess hunt for other tributes.

IAMYOURENEMY camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Zanhar3 stalks Deathding.

Poulamikundu receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.


NIGHT 7!
Rainsoul sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Sapling tends to Zeppie's wounds.

Wantadog forces IAMYOURENEMY to kill Blackpanther au Abcjkl. He decides to kill Abcjkl.

Blindbandit defeats Poulamikundu in a fight, but spares her life.

Deathding, Zanhar3, and MrWayne sleep in shifts.

Egyptprincess dies of dysentery.


DAY 8!
Deathding and Sapling mgawanyiko, baidisha up to tafuta for resources.

Poulamikundu tends to Zeppie's wounds.

Blackpanther is pricked kwa thorns while picking berries.

Rainsoul receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Wantadog sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Blindbandit and Zanhar3 hunt for other tributes.

MrWayne steals from IAMYOURENEMY while he isn't looking.


NIGHT 8!
Rainsoul and Deathding talk about the tributes still alive.

MrWayne and IAMYOURENEMY fight Sapling and Blackpanther. MrWayne and IAMYOURENEMY survive.

Wantadog tries to treat his infection.

Poulamikundu , Blindbandit, and Zeppie discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Zanhar3 receives a shoka from an unknown sponsor.


THE FEAST!
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

IAMYOURENEMY decides not to go to The Feast.

Poulamikundu decides not to go to The Feast.

Zanhar3, Rainsoul, Zeppie, MrWayne, and Wantadog track down and kill Deathding.

Blindbandit decides not to go to The Feast.


DAY 9!
Wantadog fishes.

Poulamikundu and MrWayne hunt for other tributes.

Rainsoul, Zanhar3, Blindbandit, and Zeppie raid IAMYOURENEMY's camp while he is hunting.


NIGHT 9!
MrWayne loses sight of where he is.

IAMYOURENEMY and Wantadog tell stories about themselves to each other.

Poulamikundu screams for help.

Rainsoul tries to treat her infection.

Blindbandit thinks about winning.

Zeppie loses sight of where she is.

Zanhar3 attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.


DAY 10!
MrWayne, Zanhar3, Blindbandit, Wantadog, and IAMYOURENEMY hunt for other tributes.

Rainsoul searches for firewood.

Zeppie shoots a poisonous blow dart into Poulamikundu 's neck, slowly killing her.


NIGHT 10!
Zanhar3 looks at the night sky.

Zeppie climbs a mti to rest.

Rainsoul tends to MrWayne's wounds.

Wantadog cooks his chakula before putting his moto out.

IAMYOURENEMY defeats Blindbandit in a fight, but spares his life.


DAY 11!
MrWayne runs away from IAMYOURENEMY.

Zanhar3, Zeppie, and Rainsoul hunt for other tributes.

Wantadog makes a wooden spear.

Blindbandit argues with a squirrel


NIGHT 11!
IAMYOURENEMY stays awake all night.

Zanhar3 screams for help.

MrWayne fends Zeppie, Wantadog, and Blindbandit away from his fire.

Rainsoul cooks her chakula before putting her moto out.


DAY 12!
IAMYOURENEMY receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Zeppie steals from MrWayne while he isn't looking.

Rainsoul sets an explosive off, killing Blindbandit, and Wantadog.

Zanhar3 maswali her sanity.


ARENA EVENT!
The arena's border begins to rapidly contract.

Rainsoul survives.

MrWayne survives.

Zanhar3 survives.

IAMYOURENEMY survives.

Zeppie survives.


NIGHT 12!
MrWayne receives a shoka from an unknown sponsor.

IAMYOURENEMY bashes Zeppie's head in with a mace.

Zanhar3 maswali her sanity.

Rainsoul tries to treat her infection.


DAY 13!
Zanhar3, MrWayne, IAMYOURENEMY, and Rainsoul hunt for other tributes.


NIGHT 13!
Zanhar3 tries to sing herself to sleep.

Rainsoul and MrWayne talk about the tributes still alive.

IAMYOURENEMY sets up camp for the night.


DAY 14!
IAMYOURENEMY practices his archery.

MrWayne steals from Zanhar3 while she isn't looking.

Rainsoul argues with a squirrel


NIGHT 14!
IAMYOURENEMY climbs a mti to rest.

Rainsoul is awoken kwa nightmares.

MrWayne and Zanhar3 talk about the tributes still alive.


DAY 15!
Zanhar3 thinks about home.

Rainsoul fishes.

IAMYOURENEMY travels to higher ground.

MrWayne picks flowers.


ARENA EVENT!
Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes.

Rainsoul survives.

Zanhar3, in agony, kills IAMYOURENEMY so he does not have to be attacked kwa the squirrels.

MrWayne tries to kills as many squirrels as he can, but there are too many.


NIGHT 15!
Rainsoul dies trying to escape the arena.



The winner is Zanhar3 from District 2!


MOST KILLS
IAMYOURENEMY: 6
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, upendo a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking punda so happily
Supernova, bend wewe over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking wewe right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock wewe outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when wewe go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom alisema and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did wewe do that?"I asked."You need to come to the mti house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the mti house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the mti house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine siku in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah alisema bounding out the door.The girls met 12 mwaka old Henry at a pecan tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah alisema opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one siku he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One siku when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth vichimbakazi take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the kitanda with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
- - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - --- - ---
1 mwezi later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! wewe are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey wewe bums want simethin au are wewe goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do wewe hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what wewe did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand au a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of wewe and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation songesha on to...
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 James
James
cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am imba my inayopendelewa song, 21 guns kwa Green siku whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 mwaka old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pear into the side of this dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These makala are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would wewe wanna listen to muziki from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better muziki available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain wewe understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help wewe concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, wewe can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help wewe concentrate. If your friend shows wewe his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what wewe want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee zaidi than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My moyo skips a beat
When wewe walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with wewe until the end

I give my moyo and my soul to you
To make wewe see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant wewe see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what wewe want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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