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Poison Ivy

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picha

Perverted lol

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Alphabet letters karatasi la kupamba ukuta

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Hell Explained kwa a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual swali aliyopewa on a chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer kwa one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) au endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) au some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE wewe ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

wewe can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A orodha Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are wewe bored? Do wewe have the humor of a 10 mwaka old boy? Do wewe like muziki that doesn't have a real point? Do wewe like muziki that will make your grandma look at wewe with disappointment in her eyes!? If wewe answered yes to any of these maswali then here is a orodha for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes muziki about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John moyo - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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My juu 10 inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri

posted by Coffeeuser

I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude maoni to yourself. I hope wewe like it and please tell me what wewe think.

10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.

8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.

7. Divine. upendo him au hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.

5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.

4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.

3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I upendo upendo upendo this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in upendo with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

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Cats

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Moose

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Megara - Screencaps

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Source: disneyscreencaps.com

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Madoka Magica Live Action Movie Idea

posted by BlondLionEzel

Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica anime series.

Director: Micheal bay

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" kwa Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 dakika

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton orodha as Mami Tomoe...

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Nick's Funny Jokes

posted by BlondLionEzel

hujambo it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?
To onyesha that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do wewe make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do wewe call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying machungwa, chungwa become so popular?
Because machungwa, chungwa is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!

Slenderman do Gentleman (PSY Parody) ☆ 3D animated mashup parody.

added by unohana

video

slenderman

gentleman

psy

3d

animated

mashup

parody

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Men vs. Women

added by hetalianstella

video

bila mpangilio

funny

crazy

weird

danisnotonfire

men

vs

women

3

charlotte LaBouff

added by 3xZ

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Emma Sweet Emma

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Nightwish: "Ghost upendo Score" - Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics ilitumwa to this club.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My upendo will be in you
If wewe be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My upendo will be in you
If wewe be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...

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Silent Night ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

After the smoke clears
And it's down to wewe and I
When the sun appears
And there's nothing left but goodbyes
We'll just turn and walk away
How could we let it end like this
Just turn and walk away
Should we muhuri it with a kiss

It's too late
Now you're out and on the run
It's too late
Held up in upendo without a gun

Silent night
We hold up our candle light
Silent night
The night our upendo died
No words to say
Now we're both too tired to fight
Just hold me close and don't let go

It was all so simple when
You were to be Queen and I'd be your king
I guess the dream got lost
‘Cause baby you're still wewe and I'm still...

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upendo Lies ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed wewe my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night wewe aliiba it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear wewe whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the upendo lies

All alone wewe called it survival
He Lost at upendo to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...

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18 facts about about dreams

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Our brains create dreams through bila mpangilio electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future kwa getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...