Poison Ivy

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picha

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if wewe look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight wewe fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his chakula up.Pikachu...

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How To Annoy Your Roommate 3!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring wewe food.

3. Spill a lot of bia on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five dakika out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one wewe may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, kwa today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. nukuu from my inayopendelewa show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know wewe could play Twister all kwa yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know wewe could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: wewe spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he au she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that wewe can see that wewe di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: wewe spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO wewe wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater shabiki then wewe might not wanna read this but if wewe do and it affends wewe then leave a maoni and i can tell wewe in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned wewe so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and utoto it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first makala I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that wewe can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tarehe Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do wewe realize how crazy and gross a lot of mashabiki are???? Here is a gross makala about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached kwa “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an barua pepe to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new inayopendelewa song, just so wewe know. omg ;i wrote zaidi in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, squirrel clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I upendo wewe (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I upendo You

♥

1. Call her the inayofuata day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that wewe can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say wewe were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy kubeba and chicken supu when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her flowers for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. Kiss her in the middle...

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My REALLY bila mpangilio Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do wewe like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do wewe like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE wewe SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: wewe alisema unicorns aren't real. :( I thought wewe were my friend....

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Blue karatasi la kupamba ukuta

added by 3xZ

Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Thomas: Epic WALKING DEAD character

posted by Canada24

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my upendo of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I upendo these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY zaidi in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, wewe know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

fritz the cat

added by shaneoohmac13

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What to Do if wewe Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach wewe what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't...

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uandishi fanpop makala 101 (An Actual Serious Guide)

posted by deathding

Good siku Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)

So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make fanpop articles.

I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years uandishi content on Fanpop.

Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D

Pro Tip #1: Grammar

Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the upendo of all that is holy,...

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juu 6 most annoying movie cliche's of these days

posted by Canada24

#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..

#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.

#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe wewe can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..

#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
wewe have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!

#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?

#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.

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Super Smash Bros Player "Hyuga" Accused Of Sexual Harassment

posted by deathding

Cristian "Hyuga" Medina

First off, this is NOT an makala I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of wewe who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player kwa the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...