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posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping gari and switch the items with stuff from the person inayofuata to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of wewe on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. songesha "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

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Useless bila mpangilio Facts.

posted by nessienjake

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If wewe toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card alisema he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame mitaani, mtaa were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person inayofuata to wewe if they know how to tap into top-secret pembetano, pandetano files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the futa key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever wewe hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard kwa reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some zaidi that I came up with too, hope wewe enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to tafuta the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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Marilyn Manson - Tainted upendo lyrics

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Miss Teen South Carolina majibu a swali

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This is How Miss Teen South Carolina majibu her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the title of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....

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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us au most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some Advice 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are wewe chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far zaidi confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities wewe truly love. If wewe stay focused on those things, then the inayofuata time wewe are asked to volunteer au get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes wewe too far from what wewe are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian wewe wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could wewe pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? alisema the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made wewe laugh.

Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

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Story of a Vampire girl ch 2

posted by Fangirl99

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa alisema sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause wewe realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are wewe gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...

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Mysterious upendo chapter 6

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad au somthing?"
no wewe look beautiful dont ever think wewe are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher alisema "Class wewe will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher alisema "I want wewe to draw what ever wewe feel in your heart.What...

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10 Fun Things To Do That Freak Out Total Strangers

posted by BellaSwan636

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar, alama and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When wewe get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when wewe reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....