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When wewe are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When wewe are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When wewe are dating..... He takes wewe out to have a good time.
When wewe are married ....He brings nyumbani a 6 pack, and says "What are wewe going to drink?"

When wewe are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When wewe are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When wewe are dating..... A Single kitanda for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When wewe are married ....A King size kitanda feels like an army cot.

When wewe are dating..... wewe are turned on at the sight of him naked....

*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I alisema as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a sekunde i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...