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posted by BB2010

I did a similar makala in the Disney spot except in that one I talked about movies. I upendo muziki so much and there’s so many songs that remind me of certain people and events so I wanted to talk about the ones involving just my family :)

Mom - Baby Mine from Dumbo

Because of my autism I was different from the other side kids in my classes. I got into trouble a lot and got made fun of a lot but my mom was there for me and she helped me feel better. Dumbo is one of my mom’s inayopendelewa Disney movies. She played it a lot for us when we were kids and she did the same for her grandkids.

Dad - Jazzman...

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i kissed a...and i liked it right?

posted by MiizLadiDiime

1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a kobe, kasa it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it

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The butterfly, kipepeo Project

posted by awesomeblossom1

hujambo guys. Im trying to raise awareness of "The butterfly, kipepeo Project" I didn't come up with it but all my Marafiki and I are followers. It's basically a project trying to keep kids from cutting themselves. They cut a butterfly, kipepeo on their wrist. They name it and get attached to it. It keeps them from cutting themselves again because if they do the butterfly, kipepeo will die. But if you're like me and don't cut yourself but still like the idea just draw a butterfly, kipepeo on your wrist with a pen au marker. Let's all work together to stop children from cutting and potentially killing themselves :)

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Respecting the shipper of a ship wewe dislike/hate 101.

posted by egyptprincess7

Well,I thought it was about time this makala was made. I've seen a lot of people insult others for liking a certain ship. This is NOT something wewe should do. Oh,don't like the ship? Okay! Hate the ship but don't hate the shipper. It's even worse if wewe dare just..hate on the person and their OTP. Leave them alone. They like what they like. How would wewe feel if somebody insulted YOUR inayopendelewa ship? Not happy right. Anyways,I have seen some of this argument like thing in two clubs. The Adventure Time club and the Powerpuff Girls club. I am honestly disappointed at the people who had the nerve...

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strawberry fun facts!!!!! :D

posted by happygirl22

Hi! Today i'm going to tell wewe facts about strawberries. I hope wewe find these very interesting. Well,lets get started!!!!! :D

Did wewe know?

There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century kwa English children who picked the fruit, strung them on nyasi straws and sold them as "Straws of berries". Another theory is the name was derived from the nineteenth-century practice (ands still today, although most farms use raised beds, enclosed in plastic) of placing straw around the growing berry plants to protect the ripening fruit. But the most widely held view is that the...

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75 zaidi ways to annoy people

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.

2. Copy their actions and everything they say.

3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.

4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"

5. In a communal kuoga au kuoga house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering,...

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This is so f*cked up!

posted by ShiningsTar542

A guy was annoyed kwa his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..

And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and alisema "will wewe marry me? The ring is inside me"
She alisema nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and alisema "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...

But the teddy lived happily in peace.

Oops! You just lost the game.

Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe do not like colorful farasi with the ability to speak, run for your life.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

It was a wonderful, and sunny siku when a gppony, pony with a sniper bunduki was looking at a mare swimming. The gppony, pony with the bunduki was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the juu of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out...

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20 bila mpangilio things to do at the grocery store

posted by Feathershine

1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) wewe aliiba that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can wewe tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a bila mpangilio shopping gari and push it into a wall, au shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure wewe have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...

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most maarufu hotlines

posted by reb1009

The Original Rejection Hotline®: 212-660-2245

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

Santa Hotline (Not for Kids!): 772-257-4661

It Could Always Suck More!: 401-992-4050

Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

The "Make It 18" Hotline: 772-257-4488

The "Human Resources" Hotline: 786-837-9893

Marijuana Legalization Line: 781-452-0647

How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

Outsource-A-Friendship To India: 267-436-5128

(i need to have a longer artical so... lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Rebecca Roll: 781-452-2079

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Things to do at the movies...

posted by iluvsmj

1. When wewe are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five sekunde after it's alisema on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do wewe come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If wewe get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the juu of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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Things for teens to do during summer

posted by ginny_potter_97

1.    Sell your old stuff at a karakana sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop kwa and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out kwa the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...

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Many of My Mottos and nukuu

posted by spongefan612

Patrick Laughing

I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we upendo pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get wewe nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an tembo balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are wewe callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We aliiba a balloon!" ~Patrick...

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26 Things wewe SHOULDN'T say to your crush

posted by ilovepenguins

1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I upendo the socks wewe wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do wewe like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did wewe see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called wewe the other night. Did wewe know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont wewe hate it when wewe get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come wewe didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do wewe Yahoo?"

11. "I Lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did wewe know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does...

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99 Ways to Annoy People

posted by PartyOrange

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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How to Forget the Past

posted by ilovetowrite

1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. wewe can never changed the past but wewe must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to zaidi be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so songesha on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as wewe want until wewe feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After wewe cry, wewe go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till wewe feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...

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moving on

posted by hetaliaitaly

He came to school with a gun

All the kids would shout and run

Screaming crying blood and tears

Would be all he could hear in his ears

Blasts of bullets filled the sky

As one after the other they all fell dead

The one holding the weapon began to scream

Floods of tears ran down his face

As the end of the moto arm closed the space

Pointing its tip to his head

As cover the eyes from the dead

In one bang he was dead

Many kids looked around

Dead teenagers all around

Not many people had cared for him

They were happy to make fun of him

they were happy to throw things at him

in the end of this mess

the mess that brought life and death

as the sky began to rain

i ask

wasn't he the one in pain?!

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Leaving {CHAPTER ONE}

posted by Yama

I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to songesha away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my Marafiki other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on brave faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two...