I was about to see The Woman in Black tonight but noooo!!!!My lazy-ass dad is too"tired" to see it!!!!!!(He want to see it to!!)I wanted to see it the siku it came out but noooooo!!!!I'm going to fucking see it tomorrow!!!I'm so angry!!!!
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One day, I'm going to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of Twilight mashabiki and scream "HOLY CRAP ITS papa BOY!" XD
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And if wewe ever meet Robert Pattinson in front of a bunch of Twilight mashabiki wewe can scream "HOLY CRAP IT'S CEDRIC DIGGORY! HOW ARE wewe STILL ALIVE?". >8Dzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Only in my school can wewe get a first degree burn in Math and watch The Annoying machungwa, chungwa and violent TV shows in Humanities.
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ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my meza, jedwali and my meza, jedwali is already full so these peeps are forcing my Marafiki out of our meza, jedwali and no matter how nicely we ask they won't songesha so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO songesha YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my Marafiki were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year.
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Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials.
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So today, i got my titanium muhuri of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures ><
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*fishing up coins in a kisima, chemchemi on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up samaki continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Any 1D mashabiki plz jiunge these clubs; Harry styles vs. Zayn malik Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold Harry styles vs. Niall horan One direction vs. Jls Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne Thanx so much x
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Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen* Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box* Me: ಠ_ಠ
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So, I was at nyumbani the other day, makin' chai (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.
Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.
So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life.
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That reminds me of this one time... I think I was 5 au 6... I was opening a new box of Lucky Charms. I just bought it from the store. As soon as I opened the plastic bag, I giant roach climbed out. I didn't eat Lucky Charms for years after that. xDzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked zaidi emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means...
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Haha, I get called "emo" au "goth" almost everyday kwa kids who are younger than me! xD It's funny because they don't even understand what it is, and I'm not emo/goth/scene.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
^its sooooooo annoying! just because wewe wear all black and wear black boots doesn't make wewe goth... stupid 6th graders -_______________-zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
i met a pundamilia, punda milia on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of chokoleti flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in upendo with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting dhahabu in my doggie's face oh are wewe alright little bunny?
Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone?
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have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked kwa a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come nyumbani and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst siku ever'...u manage to ngumi, punch yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug.
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I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come, Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.
Yes wewe are England. :D Don't Lie
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#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D
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The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and sekunde it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares.
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OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT.
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It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know wewe guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :)
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Hates how when I was trying to onyesha off my new camera, seventy percent of the picha I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes.
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I'd only consider them fake if their picture contained "duck lips" and crap loads of makeup. Oh, and also if they talked "leik dis".zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Yeah, when girls stick out their lips really far. It's called "duck lips" au "duck face" because they kinda look like ducks...zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
^I don't know who sings it, but it's called Ice Cream Truck. *shrugs* I'll give wewe heshima anyways for knowing it's from a MMD meme.zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Go Czech the fridge and see if there's any Turkey without Greece. BA DUM CHING! <--------I'm seriously overusing that joke. XDzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls wewe a scrub, wewe end up in same BG as them inayofuata time. And your juu and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA XDDD i upendo it when a baddie calls wewe bad.
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i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring
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At school: *review* Teacher:Why would wewe be anxious?Melissa? Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and wewe don't want you're baby to be jacked up.
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Me:*Walks up to kid*Are wewe cool? Kid:Yeah. Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser. Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away* I heard that at school.
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I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
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u 2 but your pic is that wewe cause if so thats awsome and wewe are cute au hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttzaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone. They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce, but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...
... because i'm a turtle.
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That awkward moment when wewe start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and wewe scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion.
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That moment when someone posts on the bila mpangilio ukuta saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and wewe have no idea who they are.
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The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January.
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Any 1D mashabiki plz jiunge these clubs; Harry styles vs. Zayn malik Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold Harry styles vs. Niall horan One direction vs. Jls Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne Thanx so much x
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When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating mkate and reading, wewe just think life couldnt get any better! :DD
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what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and inayofuata door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated
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Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like wewe to jiunge it!
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GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, wewe live somewhere where it's morning au midday, au wewe don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah.
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