hujambo girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What wewe currently have in your mouth is art ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just ate dark chokoleti and coffee two uchungu, chungu things just like life in 2020

XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that wewe try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right au damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sup, minions. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My friend alisema that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope wewe all have a lovely creampie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Reasons why pasta, tambi is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried kwa 'Jerry''. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is he gone *holds a water gun* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I spin, jump, and get apples. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am Calypso, and I thank wewe for playing Twisted Metal. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know that moment when wewe want to relax but wewe end up stressing yourself more?

XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until wewe experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If wewe really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

bitch, kahaba nah, wewe better accept this saladi and three mwaka subscription to weight watchers because I know wewe miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it nyumbani for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finished fasting siku of Arafat.
Feels good^^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think this should be mwaka of the duck. Any mwaka should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing zaidi Bones on juu of the Bones wewe already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever wewe can come up with is far worse than me giving wewe the satisfaction of an answer ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, is uploading picha just not working in forums, au is it elsewhere too? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay,for some reason uploading picha on your profaili gallery works when wewe are in Microsoft Edge XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Ocean Feeds kwa Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I discussed the inability to pakia picha for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Finish what wewe start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chokoleti cake.

I feel better already. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down inayofuata to a man.
The man says, How did wewe get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A kanuni, cannon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did wewe get your hook?

The pirate says, I Lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did wewe get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

2020 is a weird year
5 years zamani i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and kumeza my pride, say you're right all along
au you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ooga booga penis ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading picha to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know, the thing. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna cancel that bitch, kahaba President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've come to collect wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

She just want to say hi.

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

✨
Someone holds me salama and warm
farasi prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my moyo used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave Windwakerguy430 lmao ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Good night everyone. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My inayopendelewa movie inayofuata to Gilbert zabibu 2: zabibu Gets Gaped ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So the doctor alisema that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize wewe as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shows a message from Google while trying to pakia image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey, wewe ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the upendo of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
wewe let yourself go over some poor girl wewe met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until wewe fall that wewe fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“What is inayofuata to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is inayofuata to pain?
Nothingness.
What is inayofuata to nothingness?
Hell.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think I left my conscience on your front door step. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

2020 got me feeling like that guy in the elevator in Drive. And I ain't talking about Ryan Gosling. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm still thinking about closing my account here (to change my user), but what do I change it to? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This whole cornavirus thing.. I find it hard not to get depressed sometimes.. I can keep distracting myself with video games, fanpop, youtube, anything really.. but whenever I have a moment to myself, I get anxious and a little depressed.. Is it ever gonna end.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when

wewe know what I mean? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everytime I come back I say to myself why XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some people really sit there and think that a "Sorry/I'm Sorry" is a instafix to issues. Especially when they either don't really mean it au take any real effort to stop the alisema issue from occurring.
Well news flash, wewe can't blow up a fucking house and then really think that "I'm sorry" is gonna make amends😂 My god, people nowadays. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tfw just when you're about to make something decent (or good) on your DAW, it crashes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Really appreciate Adam K & Soha's progressive house muziki at late night. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Really appreciating the existence of The Offspring at 3 in the morning. And it feels so fucking right. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why is it if I Google my fanpop name, I get awesome images.. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boy, everyone's in a musical mood. May as well jiunge the only way I know how. Niche game culture and memes

Dame da ne
Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga
Baka mitai ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Sometimes it''s fun going back to my fanpop roots.. All that gothic artwork on my club.. Everytime I see how quickly I my vote for a skull on Nuri's forum, I kick myself.. Maybe I could of won that one if I put zaidi thought into it.. Oh well ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So I tried listening to "nightcore". Yeeeaaaah, definitely not the songesha to make. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's weird that I hate death metal, yet I upendo bands that probably count.. Slipknot, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine.. And I wish there was an instrumental verison of CALL FROM THE GRAVE.. A the lyrics remind me why I hate death metal.. Though still zaidi tolerable than the ''lyrics'' to Dawn Of Demise - Intent to Kill ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita