ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my meza, jedwali and my meza, jedwali is already full so these peeps are forcing my Marafiki out of our meza, jedwali and no matter how nicely we ask they won't songesha so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO songesha YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my Marafiki were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There are moments... moments when I have something genius and inspirational to say....

This is not one of those moments. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dose anyone hear like kaa cakes:? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Have wewe been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So today, i got my titanium muhuri of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*fishing up coins in a kisima, chemchemi on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up samaki continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Any 1D mashabiki plz jiunge these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy Friday! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Aru~! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Among the "fun" events of inayofuata week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, I was at nyumbani the other day, makin' chai (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it just me au does the world seem less filled? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked zaidi emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i met a pundamilia, punda milia on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of chokoleti flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in upendo with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting dhahabu in my doggie's face oh are wewe alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe break up with the upendo of your life. and wewe want to kill yourself </3 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked kwa a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come nyumbani and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst siku ever'...u manage to ngumi, punch yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes wewe are England. :D Don't Lie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I miss wewe Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok all wewe Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a shabiki of my club! here's the link!!! link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT wewe Hetalia OBSESSED PERSON!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and sekunde it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i'm the most bila mpangilio person of all bila mpangilio people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know wewe guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hates how when I was trying to onyesha off my new camera, seventy percent of the picha I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

heshima to whoever knows this song! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm hungry ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls wewe a scrub, wewe end up in same BG as them inayofuata time. And your juu and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i upendo it when a baddie calls wewe bad.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a mti i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ha ha ha........................... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm Fucked... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe think there's a buibui on wewe and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would wewe be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and wewe don't want you're baby to be jacked up. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are wewe cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when wewe notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo person below me: STOP POSTING. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i upendo talking to my dog becuse they will bark au howl back at me so ita like they are listening to wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

this bila mpangilio ukuta is a piece of shit ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm new...:Dhelp! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chicken. that is all. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I HOPE wewe ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

QWERTY!! song kwa Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, au impossible ... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm planing on staying 'till six in the morning. LIKE A BOSS. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and wewe scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please answer the answerlink that goes this way "Top 20" coolest and maarufu anime.Tnx ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when someone posts on the bila mpangilio ukuta saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and wewe have no idea who they are. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do wewe want your own club? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo PEEPS I'M BACK!!!!! did ya miss me?!?! its been 2 weeks and 1 day!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I cosplayed as China at Chinese New Year.

Problem, officer? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

LOL, I actually just noticed...

I just got my 3rd best answer today.

Ok then. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Any 1D mashabiki plz jiunge these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm Gonna Be a Secound Big Sister! :') ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Homework gives me : 1% knowledge , 99% boredom ... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ever notice how Spongebob lives in the BIKINI BOTTOM? lol ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating mkate and reading, wewe just think life couldnt get any better! :DD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and inayofuata door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I passed my ECPE exams!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wth i am thinking wtf wht has breakfast lunch chajio, chakula cha jioni gt to do geography ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

cameron:brandon u gay boy
me: lol, cameron u am crazy
cameron:yh i am ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like wewe to jiunge it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just read the Wikipedia makala on The Game.
I just lost.
And so did you.
:trollface: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lost! kwa Coldplay might be my new inayopendelewa song, au one of them anyway. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, wewe live somewhere where it's morning au midday, au wewe don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was walking down the mitaani, mtaa then I found 40 dollars in a tree. :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We found njiwa in a soapless place, Listerine in a Scopeless place, cream of wheat in an oatless place, we found a ship in a boatless place~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hey! someone tell me! what does this face mean? >.<

yeah, yeah, it's sad I have to ask this. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HI WDC in d world Today ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

abcdefg gummie bears r chasing me one is red one is blue the other one is peeing in my shoe now im running for my life cuz the red one has a kisu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Youtube video called "sam falls off bike (funny)". Channel called tommybrian123. Please watch and enjoy!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita