Police officer: How high are you?

Doped up guy: No officer! It's hi how are you? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I AM WACHING NYAN CAT 100 HOURS. HOPE I DONT DIE..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

OMG I LOOOOOOOOVE NYAN CAT SOOOOOOOO MUCH I CAN EVEN PLAY IT ON CLARINET!!!!!! O.0 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

This is putting it right for springely

im so bored

^Typical Facebook Status

ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't know why when i feel some upendo on here,there's someone loves to ruin it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

-_- I don't wanna go to the light up night parade I wanna just stay nyumbani on the wii/my phone/nintendo64/tv I can live a perfectly good life without getting outside I mean psshh I get out of the house to go to school that's enough right?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i am sick *cough* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cant wait till the twilight saga finishes.Its overrated tbh... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok, who is answering 2 mwaka old answers? XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My mom knew I was watching a Family Guy clip of Peter laughing (with headphones on) and she was in the jikoni with her back turned on me. My mom is a witch! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chakula FIGHT! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Has anyone ever eaten pure chocolate? And not the pure chokoleti like wewe find in any grocery store, the REAL 100 % dark, pure chocolate. It's horrible, man. I grew up to upendo the pure chokoleti I know, and now my upendo for it is gone...

...damn chocolate. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

YOURTURN

Heh heh remember the Ben Drowned craze on here? I miss that. :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

THIS IS A ukuta POST. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm heading for florida this sunday, and i will be offline until november 30th. so, see wewe guys around ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Well i'm going to mexico tuesday woo hoo! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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I feel so happy to know that I finally gotten my medali for the anime spot and bila mpangilio spot. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe abort your baby without telling your boyfriend and when wewe go to the ultrasound, THE BABY'S STILL THERE. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate cheese stuffed crust in pizza :P ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

plez jiunge
Eminem king
im not begging
but thank wewe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dont wewe upendo it when your daughter says a bad word and she doesnt know what she said? xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

all aboard the weird train toot toot

o3o
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why does it take soooo damn long to answer a text? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Since there is an invasion and all that, I think it's a good time to bring this up...
Am I the only Hetalia shabiki here that doesn't like Italy?
.___. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

XD There was almost a fight on the bus today this one kid is just a little turd (yea I'm AWESOME at insults) so he starts picking on another kids little sister so her brother says "you better leave her alone au ill fuck wewe up" the turd says "alright come and do somethin with your ugly self" so the other one says "alright then come say it to my face" then the turd just sits there and mumbles "yea whatever wewe can't do crap" other dude says "ok then little bitch" (continue in comments) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Some person texted me " can wewe spot a 50 today" whatever that means. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm seeing Breaking Dawn. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who else has had a fucking crap today? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is anyone else receiving a ridiculous amount of adds lately?
Mine are all from people who have about two au three klabu in common with me, and have been adding a bunch of other people as well and I can tell kwa their wall. They're just trying to get zaidi fans? I hate when this happens :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

KITTEN FIGHT! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*Looking at Sims 3 Master Suite thing* Sooo......they made a Stuff Pack.....for.....sex?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A famous guy screwed one of his fans. And when he was done screwing his fan, they blew him all night. ;) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link
lolz ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

FUCK THE IMPOSSIBLE!

PRUSSIA IS A COUNTRY AGAIN!
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no.....

A stupid virus wiped out EVERYTHING! All my precious games, my highscores, my ITunes, my favoirtes....

EVEN MY COLLECTION OF PICTURES!!!! I've been collecting picha for about three years, and I had all my inayopendelewa pictures! And when my camera got full, I'd put the pictures on the computer, and futa them from my camera.... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my sister and i were dancing in the mitaani, mtaa to nyan cat theme song 0.o
now she wants me to play iron man with her...(btw we r in pep band)
What the hell is wrong with us!?!?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yay! :D No school today AND tomorrow! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ehem. Maths Class
Cal: -Slaps Me with a Metal Ruler- Thats For Stabbing me With a Pen In The Arm..
Me: Owch X_o wewe Want To Feel Pen Pain? Ill Give wewe It.
Cal: Do, And Ill Stab Your Brother
Me: -Pinches Him- ^_^
Cal: -Slaps Me With Activity Book -
Me: X_X Thats It!.
Cal: Go For It Bitch...>:D
Me: -Grabs A Metal Ruler, My Big Math Book, A Rubber & A Copy ...- Feel ze Pain..! O=!
Cal: X_X_X_X -Stops-
Next, I Get In Trouble..^_^ Mr S: Paul..WTF Is Wrong With You?
Me: He started It O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Backyard BBQ with Duke Nukem:

Police at the door, asking if the all the noise could stop. We got (begged on our hands and knees) The Duke to take care of it. 2 dakika later, he returned with pork chops.

Hail to the King, baby! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dear dudes are we all dear! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im f@ucked for tomorrow... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know how Cats who have a loyal personality bring wewe stuff like mice au birds they've caught when they really like you? Well, my 1 year-old kitten is so badass, she left us a f@cking crow!

She's on a mission, what the f@ck have wewe done lately? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alone...at home! scary....alone at my room....it's dark...... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The bill was rejected. wewe know what this means?

...

INTERNET DANCE PARTY! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i want chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My 13 mwaka old sister is trying to convince her boyfriend Santa Claus is real and is native american, not white.... ohhhh god..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I THROW MY HAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES.

ASKING AYO, CAN I PLAY MAYO? :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There's a game on the app store that's about Nyan Cat.O_O
I was shocked and stunned to see that. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IN CASE fanpop SHUTS DOWN TOMORROW,

The majority of wewe people are awesome. Remember, life isn't as nice as the internet. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

QUICK!!!!!

Say the most dramatic thing wewe can think of off the juu of your head!

I'll go first :D

Um....

People o.o ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If wewe jungle my bells, I'll give wewe a white Christmas." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teacher: Okay class how do wewe separate water and alcohol? ʘ‿ʘ

Kid: SNIFF IT? (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

Teacher: *opens door* Get the fuck out of my classroom.... ಠ_ಠ

I lol'd ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I feel a emptieness because no one even caresTo people i am invisiable noone can see me i am no one I walk down a hallway of depression all i see is flashbacks of my hardened times of my pain and sarrow of death and departure I feel as i am alone i am a ghost if deppresion my body is dark as night i walk among as nothing But i know i am hated kwa my own peers but i am invisable ghost who noone sees But i wish to stay invisable so noone can tell i am depressed so i must stay slone to just stay me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

NOBODY maoni ON THIS ukuta POST. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My friend and I were telling people about the Protect IP thing (basically the government is trying to ban half of the internet) and THIS happened.

Friend: Wanna know something?
Me: What?
Friend: I FEEL ALL POLITICAL! 8D
Me: .........................................xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: 5
... So I try it again...
Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: 7
... So I try it again...
Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: Seven.
... So I try it ONE LAST TIME...
Me: What is your inayopendelewa number?
Cleverbot: Purple.

I was very disappointed that day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Science class.

Me: I play percussion in Band...
Chase: *takes my water bottle and bangs on it* I played percussion on your water bottle.
Me: If wewe don't give that back, I'm going to play percussion on your head.
Chase: I'll play percussion on your face.
Me: I played percussion on your MOM.

*whole class laughs* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

right now i am: texting my friend, posting on fanpop, eating a meet stick, and trying to read a book in the rain. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

There's another envy invasion? Didn't we already have one? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Big deal, I've just slain a dragon with a pencil.

I'm on a mission, what the f@ck have wewe done lately? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate running!! One dakika I cant breath the inayofuata a cant walk! Damn you!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

dear
dea
de
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de
dea
dear

it is very dear as are all of wewe dear poppers. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I pity PETA so much right now...for slamming on something so stupid as Mario wearing a raccoon suit.
HONESTLY?
I guess people have nothing better to do... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was talking about Leviathan in the car nyumbani from Skool today, and I got ot the Darwinists.
She alisema something about how the process of cross-breeding was wrong.
I called her a Monkey Luddite, and explained that it was perfectly fine. After all, don't we cross-breed dogs? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

*is having an epic battle with my rival............AND WINNING* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got a flu shoot!! It hurts like hell!! I bet she stabbed me!! :O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Youtube poop XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I DEARLY /shot for bila mpangilio meme\ want to make manga art, if only for my own happiness.
Only problem? I have an absence of an anime sensi to do so.
*dreams of Pokemon and Digimon* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just started crying over a TV onyesha in front of my mom. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

InuyashaxKagome pairing pics are adorable! Who ilitumwa those? awwwwwwwwww I upendo InuyashaxKagome ^-^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When I got home, my parents weren't home. I don't have a key so I decided to climb our tree. When my mom came, she told me to get down. When I did, I told her she used to climb trees. But apparently she was used to it. Puh-leez. I was raised in the rural parts of Fresno. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Now son, don't touch that cactus! :D ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guess what peoples?The anime club has zaidi mashabiki than this club!!!Beat that anime HATERS!!WHAT NOW!?!?!!WHAT NOW!?!?!?I'm so happy that I think I'm going to scream in the sky and that God.Then I'm going to scream "Wooooooooooo!!!"up at the sky!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apparently my best friend knows Skylar Grey's mom. O.O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Not too far from my school, there was a fire. And for the rest of the day, it was the talk of the school. Lol...It's a fire, not the President getting shot! Why is my school so god damn boring? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Harry Hotter ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Holy shit... my dad just a few dakika zamani alisema "Cool cool cool!"

...

But it came out as KOLKOLKOL.

My dad is Russia... :O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

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SPONGEBOB ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio is so dead at the moment. :/ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've been in a Hurricane Simulator, but that b!tchy thing only went up to a mere 80 mph. zaidi like an enormous body dryer if wewe ask me... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

(●̮̮̃•̃)
/█\
.Π. This is my boyfriend ♥ Sexy I know! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PHOTOSYNETHESIS IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING (sorry PHOTOSYNETHISIS nyara lock) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't use an iPod touch. I don't use an iPad. I'm so old school, I use a disc-man!

I'm on a mission, what the f@ck have wewe done lately? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe type a site's name in wrong and porn comes up instead...

xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my fav club!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Elohel. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Quick! Luestia! Get the magical cupcaaaaaaaakes! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

sup ya'll ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im haveing a laughing/coughing attack T_T XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok guys im starting an InuYasha invasion at 5:00 (pacific time) if any of wewe want to help then go ahead! :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Say I do if wewe like anime/manga!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh Walter....... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hey!!!! :D *waves* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment in Burger King when wewe order a Happy Meal. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Most bila mpangilio moment in class yesterday. Teacher walked out of the room, someone got a mpira wa kikapu and started to play basketball... a teacher, about in her 20's started to play... whats wronge with the world? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe crazy kids and your Religion fads...
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when all your wallposts are gone and wewe don't know how the hell they dissapeared. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Heyy Randomers try this,
Type your name in: megan
Type your name in with your eyes closed: megasn
Type your name in with your nose: megtaqn
Smash your head into the key board: jgthjk ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita